What a pathetic fucking culture.
Super pathetic.
They are so upset by the dumbest, most asinine things… Meanwhile, not a word can be spared for America’s concentration camps.
its because they’re all perpetually online in a twitter bubble
Wtf does « gave my life to Christ » means in that situation? Did mf get baptized in the parking lot??
i think he gave a life altering blowjob in that parking lot
To Jesus?
Dedicated it to Jesus
Bro put it ong fr fr no cap
yes, he noticed that he was a really hard worker when he was hanging out in the Home Depot parking lot across the street, and he thought that he deserved something nice
i don’t expect cracker barrel parking lot sex partners to give real names
Got engaged to a guy in the parking lot. That’s my made up story and I’m sticking to it.
Swallowed for the lord.
Can someone seriously answer this question. I’m losing my mind over here. WTF does it mean?
Maybe it rained a lot and dumpsters were water tight back in his day.
Got shot by someone named Josh
Only Baptists baptize, and it’s literally dunking your whole body into water. We had a huge tub behind the pulpit, it was about three feet deep and 12’x8’. I can’t imagine that happening in a Cracker Barrel parking lot, unless it’s one of those pool-in-a-pickup-truck-bed situations.“Giving your life to Christ” is basically what it sounds like. An often emotional moment in which you make a personal commitment to the Biblical idea of Christ and his teachings. Think of it like an epiphany.
Edit: my bad guys, I got the terminology wrong about which sect of bigots have wet tshirt contests.
Only Baptists baptize
No, absolutely not. Baptism is arguably the most important sacrament for all christian churches! Where I’m from, the catholique baptism is typically done for babies by gently pouring water on their forehead. Ofc it’s less spectacular than the “full immersion” baptism by the Baptists (also used by the pentcotalists as well btw).
But anyway, none of that make sense to be done in a parking lot. Reading the other comments, I like the idea that the dude got suddenly touched by grace after eating a gross fish meal at Cracker Barrel!
Mormons do the full dunk, too. Just sayin.
Only Baptists baptize
Uh, can you clarify what you mean by this?
No, my bad. Of course other Christian sects baptize, though not all of them practice full immersion.
Denominations is the word you may want to use in case you’re around Christians btw 😉
I was baptised in the Church of England.
Baptisms aren’t just a Baptist thing, though they generally put more weight behind it than most other denominations that do it. At least from what I’ve seen.
I was Pentecostal growing up, and a few times a year- generally around Christmas and Easter- they’d do an open baptism and anyone who wanted could get dunked. I went to one church without that big tub behind the pulpit you’re talking about- they’d do it in the river nearby. Cold as hell in the winter.
Basically every brand of Christianity that I’m aware of has some form of baptism, though the exact way it’s done varies a lot.
Matthew 28:19 is, “Therefore go and make disciples of all nations, baptizing them in the name of the Father and of the Son and of the Holy Spirit”
He fucked the dishwasher behind the dumpster
I just find it funny that the change to their logo simply removed the barrel and the cracker.
Another chapter in “Everything i do not like is woke”
The new design is minimalistic slop, for sure. But why would i give a fuck about a companies logo. Honestly we should not even be reacting to this bait.
now that I’ve been forced to hear about this shit halfway around the globe, can someone tell me what’s the significance of the bean-like shape of the original’s background?
it echoes the shape of a baby in the womb or some shit, probably (retroactively decided by the general public)
seems like it has been referred to as kidney bean so that’s what I’m gonna go with, not that it matters much anymore. at least until they inevitably bring it back
Oh is that what they’re calling giving a wristy these days?
“Anything that I don’t like is woke” word has lost meaning.
This is like, the first time I agree with the Right on something.
Not that it’s woke, but that the rebrand is terrible.
The new one
What? How is this any « woke » even for the MAGA lunatics ??
[edit]: Apparently the company had a diversity / non-discrimination campaign in recent years. It explains.
They had a DEI/nondiscrimination campaign because of several high profile stories where restaurants were accused of racism (black diners being asked to move away from seats visible from the entrance, at least one black person being told “we don’t serve your kind” or words to that effect.)
Anything they dont like is “woke”
He was right. Jesus would never tolerate this. Time to flip some barrels.
It’s on like Donkey Kong!
Tbf the old logo is much better
It’s following the modern trend of flat clean lines. I’m getting rather sick of it TBH
I absolutely hate basically everything about modern logos and UI design. It looks like shit, and for UIs it’s not even efficient usually.
soulless minimalism
Yeah, I think so too. I don’t see why they had to change the font, at least the C had character. Now it’s the most boring plain forgettable font imaginable and black at that. It’s like they didn’t even try.
It’s better in some ways, worse in others. It’s shit for a thumbnail, for example. The old one stand out more, but the new one is more readable and fits into any format.
Ugh I can just SMELL the WOKENESS. If I look at this ANY LONGER I might be AWOKENED
I mean, it’s less visually noisy, but that’s it?
This dude’s willing to go to arms over this?
It makes the size of the logo versus the text look like nothing but wasted space. Hell, versus the text portion, it looks like MORE extra space is used than the old logo, ony with zero charm or familiarity to show for it.
If they wanted to re-brand as a truck-stop, merge with Love’s, don’t just rip-off their color-scheme minus the Heart.
Lmao they got rid of the cracker and the barrel
The barrel is still there. The background is a barrel.
I thought it was a cracker.
I’m pretty confident it’s supposed to be a barrel, but it might also be a cracker. I can see that too.
No woke? Back to picking cotton then. But just for this guy!
As a European, I don’t know what Cracker Barrel is, and I couldn’t care less.
sorry sir, but on an american thread, your sposed to say 'could care less"
Go with that.
I ate there once and it was horrible. It takes a ape isl kind of incompetence to be bad at breakfast.
*special
This was far more difficult than it should’ve been.
Sorry about that.
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I think I meant “it takes a special kind of incompetence”. Not sure what kind of brain fart happened.
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I’m not OC but I recently switched to heli board and I’m having a heck of a time training it. Easily could be just as bad.
I’ve been using heli board for years, and it’s still a pain. Just writing this comment I had to go back twice. Once to make its “it’s” and to capitalize the I.
I understand the tradeoff but it is pretty frustrating.
The old man goes to one once in Frasier.
Most Americans don’t care either honestly.
NO American cares about this, even the ones who are whining about it. They don’t give a rat’s ass, it’s just an opportunity to be performative about…something.
It’s not just the logo, they’re remodeling the inside to be more “modern”. The kitschy americana vibe was the only reason people go there.
According to people I know who worked in the kitchen there, the correct reason to go to cracker barrel is actually their biscuits and gravy.
The cheapest way for them to make 'em is from scratch. Everything else is premade bags and mixes, but the biscuits and gravy are made fresh a few times a day.The classic White Trash aesthetic doesn’t play like it used to.
It sure as fuck it wasn’t the food!
weird way to brag about getting a blowjob in the parking lot but whatever i guess
New logo blows. Cracker Barrel food is a quarter step above pig slop.
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