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The goal is to create hundreds of specialized coding and generative AI agents. ‘It should be possible to simulate [Microsoft] entirely with AI,’ Musk says.
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For the love of god, just OD on ketamine already.
I don’t think that’s possible. Ketamine is a great and safe drug with many medicinal purposes
Accidental death is very much possible though, and has happened before. Drowning seems to be a particular risk here
Who doesn’t like going for a swim when the K kicks in?
But is Elon alone at any time? He travels with a very tight security detail. I am willing to bet there is always someone around him almost all the time, meaning if he does take a good hit of ketamine and the tiles on his bathroom won’t slow down he won’t drown. Someone will come to his aid.
Elon Musk will be alone until the day he dies. It doesn’t matter how many people he pays to surround him.
He will always be alone.
He will never know a friend.
He should give up. Now.
He will always be alone.
Correct in all the ways that count. But not physically alone, and the livelihood and career of the slave bodyguards he keeps will be negatively affected if they let him drown in his bathtub due to a ketamine OD.
He’s also fighting with his Nazi bot and supposedly sleeps with a firearm handy. Honestly, odds are pretty good.
hope hes taking coccaine as well, and you can OD on that.
It’s absolutely possible if you’re abusing it recreationally, especially if you start mixing it with who knows what else. The biggest risk is respiratory system just shutting off.
That’s just an OD though, long term abuse like it’s suspected by many that Musk is doing has a whole host of nasty symptoms that you can look up yourself.
I imagine he’s dabbling in nootropics and whatever novel research chemicals his handlers come across.
Not yet named synthetic cathinones is my second best bet on what does him in. The first one is some mystery shooter with loose connections to a foreign intelligence agency.
Why do bad Tesla fires only trap good people?
He is already 95% cuntamine.
Unfortunately dying from ketamine overdose is extremely rare.
“Be the change you want to see ol in the world”
-Luigi
Drug addict hallucinates what?
I’m in a hole
Sharon… the porch won’t slow down.
So stupid that I can’t even tell if an Onion article is real or not.
Macrohard, which he ain’t because of that botched surgery.
Salty, sounds like porno
I’ve said it before, early on he should have become reclusive and hired PR people to filter his ideas out to his companies and the public, and he’d be considered a prodigy and genius and wouldn’t have the self-induced failures he does. But that goes against his narcissistic personality, so it wasn’t going to happen.
Why do that when he could filter his ideas through ungodly amounts of ketamine instead?
Annoys me that people sling “narcissist” at everyone they don’t like, but damn, the man is hitting on all 8-cylinders for a diagnosis, and he only needs to hit 5:
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Having a grandiose sense of self-importance, such as exaggerating achievements and talents, expecting to be recognized as superior even without commensurate achievements
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Preoccupation with fantasies of success, power, beauty, and idealization
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Belief in being “special” and that they can only be understood by or associated with other high-status people (or institutions)
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Demanding excessive admiration
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Sense of entitlement
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Exploitation behaviors
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Lack of empathy
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Envy towards others or belief that others are envious of them Arrogant, haughty behaviors and attitudes [1]
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Honestly, while he’s at the high end of things, it’s not just him. I think that a lot of celebrities having Twitter or similar on a phone in their pocket makes them really prone to making extremely public statements without giving the statements some consideration. I don’t remember the level of bonkers statements in 2025 from celebrities constantly flooding conversation in the 1990s.
Heeeeey that was MY idea. Not the AI agent part, the name part.
Red Alert 2 also had one it’s called MassiveSoft & I think the CEO/Chairman was called Bing😂
Yup, was in the Yuri’s Revenge expansion.
chairman bingman, that was helping the allies, after the mind control incidents.
Yup
What a fucking dumbass.
tbf, Microsoft’s shit is so fucked up, glitchy, and difficult to use that this might actually be possible
Shut the fuck up, Elon. Can’t you just quietly enjoy being the richest person on Earth?
If I had his money I’d be 24/7 inventing cool things for myself and wife and friends to experience. This guy has a fundamental need to be the loudest person in the room and to embroil himself into anything and everything. I would almost feel sorry for him - his life has got to really suck so bad and he can’t fix it. So instead he goes off on 100 projects that make no sense or fall apart. There’s stuff I can’t wrap my head around like - why ditch LIDAR when it’s absolutely the answer ? You just know his convoluted brain is so full of mess that if you were offered a deal with the devil to get all his money on the condition that you got trapped in his meat grinder of a mind… you’d turn down the offer.
If I had his money I would attempt to end homelessness in the US, someone who seemed to know what they were talking about estimated it would cost $50 billion. I would start my own animal sanctuary. I would create a high speed rail system. Then I would just fuck around, travel, and build weird shit. Probably take a bunch of LSD every now and then.
50 billion over several years, not just in one year
if i had elon money, I’d fix SO many problems with the world. Not least of which the homeless problem. But that’s exactly why I’ll never have billions.
The wealth was meaningless without the attention.
We’ve surpassed vibe-coding and are onto vibe-companies
Ah yes, i will wait for it while I am travelling in the hyperloop
“It’s not that hard! I swear” (Elon)
he uses shrooms and cocaine to be able to experience the hyperloop
More nonsense being blown out of his ass.
I’m so tired of this idiot ass fucking dystopia.
I agree. Why can’t we have a dystopia where we have neon gangs with wicked aesthetics that are armed with fully automatic firearms purchased from a vending machine outside a liquor store.
Honestly I’ve been hanging out with some Cajuns and it sounds like Louisiana is a few laws and aesthetic choices away from that
Batman Beyond really gave me unreasonable expectations.
I was referring to cyberpunk 2077 style stuff. But I get you.
I think he is just upset that South Park didn’t have a parody of him with a small dick, yet
