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RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago

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RedditEnjoyer@lemmy.world to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 year ago
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  • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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    1 year ago

    7 insane assumptions

    Has anyone noticed how crazy I am?

  • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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    1 year ago

    Plenty of straight men prefer cats too.

    Obviously cats are better

    • bitchkat@lemmy.world
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      1 year ago

      And plenty of people that aren’t straight men prefer dogs.

      • Tar_Alcaran@sh.itjust.works
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        1 year ago

        True, but that doesn’t help me espouse on the superiority of cats. How else will I gain Mittens’ approval?

  • Lizardking27@lemmy.world
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    What’s going on here is OP is making a lot of baseless generalizations.

  • Buglefingers@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Dogs require a lot more attention and general effort than cats typically. So it would make sense that the pet of choice is predominantly the one that can more or less be self sufficient if you provide it with the basics.

  • fibojoly@sh.itjust.works
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    Dogs are children who require constant attention.
    Cats are adults who just want to crash on your couch.

  • audiomodder@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Enby who prefers dogs here. I guess I break things?

    • Pennomi@lemmy.world
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      I’m sorry, there’s a greentext on the internet that disagrees with you. You are a cat person now.

      • audiomodder@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        There’s a difference between a cat person and a catperson. I am definitely the latter.

        • pixeltree@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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          1 year ago

          Enby petplay gang rise up

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