• baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
      28·
      3 months ago

      in my entire playthrough I’ve never seen the perspective switch to somebody else, which is very boring but also focuses all my attention on one character

      • Catoblepas@piefed.blahaj.zoneEnglish
        12·
        3 months ago

        You have to use the bed at night (or during the day for a debuff if you don’t have the night owl characteristic), there’s a random chance a dream sequence will initiate and give you other POVs.

        • baguettefish@discuss.tchncs.deEnglish
          2·
          3 months ago

          actually i just (16 hours ago, just put the two things together in my head) had my first dream that I’m aware of where i possessed someone else’s viewpoint, so being aware of that possibility is definitely important. first time being a woman too.

  • Harbinger01173430@lemmy.worldEnglish
    21·
    3 months ago

    To be honest, she would be there for them if the beta losers that are our rulers didn’t think it was a good idea to give them rights in order to take advantage of having more voters because demoncrazy

  • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldEnglish
    109·
    3 months ago

    Meanwhile, most dudes would settle for someone who doest post bullshit memes that are only ever about rage baiting. This is more gals as well. We all just wanna meet good people, romantic and other wise, while having a crippling fear that we arent good enough for to deserve it. And shit like this, just fuels it. But as long as the upvotes and karma… opps, did I say the quiet part out loud?

    • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.caEnglish
      23·
      3 months ago

      I mean… literally two clicks is all it takes to see that you’re kind of garbage. Your comment history is comedy gold. Take a shower and grow your brain past adolescence.

        • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.caEnglish
          12·
          3 months ago

          Oh, Lordy. I’m a sexist because I find your “men’s rights” nonsense to be utter clown shoes. Dear me. My deepest sympathies for your “male loneliness epidemic.” Weird how only some men seem to be affected.

          • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldEnglish
            3·
            3 months ago

            No, whats weird is that you think being sexist towards men is AOK, while at the same time bemoaning being sexist towards women. I say both are bad, you disagree… Yet you insist Im the garbage person. What a fucking clown you are.

              • Bennyboybumberchums@lemmy.worldEnglish
                2·
                3 months ago

                No such thing as reverse racism. There is only racism. Let me guess, you think you cant be racist towards white people, right? Thats where you wanted to take this little detour, right? Here, let me make it easy for you. Yes, I believe that hating anyone because of the colour of their skin is wrong. Regardless of who is the victim of it. If you say “Sally is a lesser human being than Tommy because shes got (insert skin colour of your choice)”, then you are a racist. No ifs, no ands, no buts. Youre trash.

                So go on, tell all the folks at home how OK you are with racism, as long as its towards the right fucking people… Or, are you one of those really simple fuckers who thinks racism and systemic racism is the same thing? lol.

  • Rooty@lemmy.worldEnglish
    521·
    3 months ago

    Typically if you go looking for a partner with a checklist you’ll be disappointed. Nobody wants to be graded like a piece of pork.

      • REDACTED@infosec.pubEnglish
        51·
        3 months ago

        We don’t have standartization for dick sizes, but we do have it for boob sizes

          • krunklom@lemmy.zipEnglish
            5·
            3 months ago

            Also that would be expecting a level of engagement with clothing that most men simply don’t have.

          • Fizz@lemmy.nzEnglish
            1·
            3 months ago

            Men’s underwear does have sizes for the dick pouch and they are small medium and large.

        • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          7·
          3 months ago

          We don’t snugly clothe dicks to the degree we do tits. Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision. About the only thing that is snugly worn on the penis are condoms, which are very elastic.

          I can think of one standard for dick size, and it’s from NASA. Apollo astronauts wore external catheters for much of the mission, that is, a condom with a hose at the end for collecting urine. These came in three sizes but none of the astronauts would accept “small” or even “medium” so they were sized Large, Giant and Humongous.

          Beyond that, like most male body parts, it is simply measured in inches.

          • flubba86@lemmy.worldEnglish
            31·
            3 months ago

            This reminds me of how when I go shopping for eggs in the supermarket, they are sold in sizes of Large, X-Large, and Jumbo. Nobody wants to face the humiliation of buying a carton of small eggs.

            • Captain Aggravated@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
              3·
              3 months ago

              It is my understanding that eggs graded as small or medium are usually sold to food factories. Think about an outfit like Jimmy Dean, how many tons of scrambled eggs do they make to a batch for all those frozen microwavable sausage and egg biscuits? Who cares how many individual eggs they have to crack?

          • zalgotext@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
            21·
            3 months ago

            Bras has to fit fairly snug to function correctly and that requires some level of precision.

            Eh, it can be argued that the “function” of a bra is to allow women to adhere to the beauty standards set for them by men.

            That being said, they still aren’t made that precisely, cup sizes are kinda all over the place depending on brand, and even the band sizes (which are kinda sorta close to the actual inch measurement of your ribcage, but not quite) are variable. That’s why bras have adjustable straps everywhere, and why if you haven’t been professionally fitted for one, your bras probably don’t fit you right.

      • Rooty@lemmy.worldEnglish
        16·
        3 months ago

        Yeah, but we’re discussing relationships not kink, you can be into some pretty hardcore stuff and still be hurt emotionally by being treated poorly by a partner

  • Bluewing@lemmy.worldEnglish
    41·
    3 months ago

    Which is totally nothing like women wanting a man that’s 6ft+ tall and makes at least high 6 figures a year minimum and already owns an expensive car and a very nice house…

    It’s odd don’t you think, that in the end most of us can find someone that makes us happy with no care about specific physical traits or money. It appears that only the truly damage humans can’t wake up from that pipe dream.

  • MissJinx@lemmy.worldEnglish
    407·
    3 months ago

    If they were just some guy it would be ok. In my female experience guys like this are overweigh, jobless, don’t make a single effort at anything and are convinced women own him to be perfect

    • SaintNyx@lemmy.worldEnglish
      131·
      3 months ago

      Seen a lot of men like this with the “ideals” except they have a good job and think it’s a crowning achievement. They also often want their wives to have good jobs and to have separate accounts and expenses? So they want a perfect, pretty, petite wife who’s smart, has a great job, but also cooks, cleans, takes care of the house, and their children. What do they bring to the table? Not the looks, money or house help. Their ✨shining personality ✨? Don’t worry ladies this alpha nice guy’s on the market & just around the corner, lucky you!

      • krunklom@lemmy.zipEnglish
        4·
        3 months ago

        My only requirements are that she’s as depraved and unabashedly slutty as I am and I’m attracted to her.

        Well I guess also that she doesn’t sponge off me.

    • Grass@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
      92·
      3 months ago

      this, but somehow a buch of them manage to rope someone way higher tier into dating them. I worked a few years at a place that employed a lot of women escaping abusive relationships. the boss was basically everyone’s mom. All top tier beauties but somehow got only the skeeziest and lazy men.

      • Echo Dot@feddit.ukEnglish
        101·
        3 months ago

        I’m not saying it’s all of them, but if you talk to some of these women they have this weird idea about masculinity, it’s all dressed up but when you strip it all back it’s all toxic.

        Stuff about how it’s unmanly to have a pet cat, and how they should drive a big expensive car, and should pay for everything. I have no idea where they get this stuff from but if that’s how they think, then they are only going to get a scumbag man because they’re the only met that actually conform to that view of masculinity.

        • Grass@sh.itjust.worksEnglish
          1·
          3 months ago

          my former coworkers not so much but I have meet plenty of people like this too. There are some really bizarre relationship expectations out there

  • WorldsDumbestMan@lemmy.todayEnglish
    231·
    3 months ago

    I’d love to see this dude that actually thinks that anymore. Today’s trend is to just give up on material life like a zen buddist, but be a nihilist.

  • ZILtoid1991@lemmy.worldEnglish
    17·
    3 months ago

    Fuck that. I want either a flat chested and skinny or “big tiddy” and thick gf, that watches way too much anime and plays way too much games, and she cannot be my mom in any way of form. However, she must be autistic.

    Signed: just some (autistic) guy