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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago

ANSWER HIM

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ANSWER HIM

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Stamets@lemmy.world to memes@lemmy.world · 3 months ago
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  • IndolentRoshi@lemmy.world
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    I happen to know by divine revelation: he was fully boobs man, fully ass man

  • s@piefed.world
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    Isn’t this Ace erasure?

    • samus12345@sh.itjust.works
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      Eraceure

    • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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      No, because all aces are born fully gods.

    • CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de
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      It is a very cishet perspective.

      • RaivoKulli@sopuli.xyz
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        Gays and trans have no sexual urges confirmed

  • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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    I’m disappointed there’s nobody here so far proudly standing and saying, “ASS, YOU FOOLS!” So I’m stepping forward. Boobs are wonderful, but dat aaassss doe.

  • ArnaulttheGrim@lemmy.world
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    Someone hasnt read St Thomas Aquinas…

    • naught@sh.itjust.works
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      please elaborate

      • ArnaulttheGrim@lemmy.world
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        Joke regarding the nature of at least catholicism that is premised here in the meme. The concept that, St Thomas Aquinas, who is arguably one of the more acclaimed theologians in the catholic church post Council of Nicea.

        He frequently establishes premises that sex in and of itself is not sinful, however any take on sex that is for the purposes of pleasure/gratification is sinful and should be shunned. Thereby one could state that being fully human and also divine, Christ was not immune to but would not have pursued the concepts of pleasure or deriving pleasure through sex.

        So the posit Im making is a joke within the joke. Basically, the position is one wherein this guy didnt read that guy which refuted the point. Hardy-har-har.

        It should be noted, more modern versions of catholicism dont really follow these principles any longer on the premise that sex between a man and wife is good because it can result in conception and they experience their love which gets them closer to god’s love (not my personal view, more parroting some of the more modern beliefs). Additional note, StTA also kinda eludes to this but in a round about way.

        • Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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          Actually, being a boob or ass man doesn’t require sex acts, only the attraction.

          • socsa@piefed.social
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            Amen

        • naught@sh.itjust.works
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          god bless

  • WrittenInRed (She/Her)@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    I mean based on Mary Magdalene, I’d assume feet.

    • 0ops@piefed.zip
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      I would watch a Tarantino bible movie

      • hakunawazo@lemmy.world
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        *Rolls big stone away* (rest of script like Kill Bill)

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    BTW the character under the comment is Joshua Graham aka the Burned Man, if you can’t guess based off the name the character is Mormon or Mormon derived at least. But if my understanding of Mormon theology is correct he would be of the opinion that Jesus fucks.

    • PugJesus@lemmy.world
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      We can’t expect God to do all the cooming

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      Fucking, when done righteously, is a chore like any other.

      • vaultdweller013@sh.itjust.works
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        IDK who down voted you but you got a solid snort from me.

  • Sparky@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    Cock

  • SlartyBartFast@sh.itjust.works
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    Is that the guy from Fallout New Vegas

    • mrlemmyhimself@lemmy.world
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      Joshua Graham, the Burned Man

      • ArxCyberwolf@lemmy.ca
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        The Malpais Legate.

  • FridaySteve@lemmy.world
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    Also an unmarried rabbi of his age at that time was really unusual.

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    Neither. Cock.

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Not mutually exclusive, but okay.

  • andros_rex@lemmy.world
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    tfw you will never see the gay porno about Jesus

  • Fleur_@aussie.zone
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    There are no people who don’t have sexual desires, obviously

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      Asexuals: am I a joke to you?

      • Opisek@lemmy.world
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        Strong desires for garlic bread

        • Cort@lemmy.world
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          So not vampires, but have we ruled out werewolves?

          • WalrusDragonOnABike [they/them]@reddthat.com
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            Guess dragons can also be werewolves?

            • Ceedoestrees@lemmy.world
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              Scary dragon turns into a wolf on the full moon, becoming significantly less of a threat.

      • cub Gucci@lemmy.today
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        They are the joke to Catholics

  • TimewornTraveler@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    they hid his true lineage from the history books

  • Console_Modder@sh.itjust.works
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    Hell yeah, new vegas mentioned

  • hungryphrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    guess asexuals aren’t fully human

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      sry :/

    • TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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      I mean. The Lord said.

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