This coming from a guy who tans his testicles.
Tucker waxing nostalgic for his boarding school and fraternity days?
Tucker is the real hard gay.
Say say say say say…hoooooooooooooo!
The guy who got mad that the green M&M was losing her sexy boots, and likened Trump becoming president again to daddy being home and giving out spankings is being weird about sex? I would never have guessed.
“I want to know more about Pete Buttigieg’s sex life” says Tucker Carlson.
It fact, this is the thing about queerphobes, they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people to the point that they can’t look at anything that involved queer people without thinking of gay sex. That’s why they think sfw material that just happens to have a gay person in it is pornography, because they have sexualised queer people to within an inch of their lives.
How could tucker be a queerphobe when he is positioning himself as an expert on gay sex. I emphasize positioning. Its important.
Bigots of any type believe themselves to be experts on the things they hate.
My hypothesis is that they just can’t get the picture of a rock hard veiny cock the size of a forearm out of their minds, they’re just so captivated by fantasizing about the meat cannon plopping in and out of their assholes or gagging on it while giving it the sloppiest toppy ever. They know that they’ll be exiled by their community of equally closeted sheep in wolves clothing so they just rage endlessly about it instead of just admitting that they want Thor’s cockhammer to turn them inside out. It’s really pathetic, they should just bounce on their boys fatty until they blast off and leave everyone else alone.
edit: a word
they are obsessed with the genitals and sex lives of queer people
“But like… Which one of you is the woman???”
Shit I’ve heard people say, unironically. God knows it took a lot of restraint to not berate them down.
C’mon Tucker. Offer yourself to prove how gay Pete is or isn’t.
Fake: Tucker Carlson Gay: Buttigieg
4chan post confirmed
"So you like having dicks in your mouth, but you don’t currently have any dicks in your mouth. Curious.
I would LOVE to see Tucker grill Buttigieg on gay sex. I hope he does it.
He’s a fake human, he always looks like the firmware update didn’t take.
is this parody?
Now, Pete, I’m going to need to describe it in great detail, exactly how it feels to enter another man… or else how will I know?
“I want to watch” -Tucker Carlson
Tucker needs some new masturbatory material.
Yes, a capable politician is going to choose the hardest path to advance his career by claiming to be gay. Like playing US politics on super hard mode.
Nightmare mode would be a black Trans Muslim leftist.
Nah. Black Trans muslim right winger. Then even the left won’t support you.
Tucker Carlson should try to fuck a pig live on air to prove he doesn’t get a hard-on while fucking a pig… you know… to prove he’s not a zoophiliac
