Suffering is our God.
Because suffering is real.
Let’s hope the relationship with the Church of His Noodliness remains cordial, or else
Like God, bacon is also man made
Where did all the confident atheists on the internet go? Posts like this used to be so common, but now we get shrimp Jesus AI slop
The normies found the Internet.
What in the late 2000s/early 2010s
You don’t miss the bacon flavoured everything?
Don’t you mean le bacon?
Yes le bacon mustache!
Bring forth your sick, and they will be cured.
Hamen!
2011 reddit post energy
“Take, eat: this is My Body, which is broken for you.” Chris P. Bacon
Pig died for your sins.
Pig died for my gluttony!
Input praisebacon.com
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“A server with the specified hostname could not be found.”
Even that church is a lie.
Faith restored, thank you.
There must have been a schism at some point.
See you’ve got your Reformed Church of Bacon - they are open to vegan and turkey bacon, amongst others.
Then there’s the Orthodox Church of Bacon - they believe only the original form of bacon is the purest.
Ah yes, of course.
… Streaky, or back bacon?
Where is the Fractured Church of Bacon?
That’s only got one member and it’s Kevin bacon.
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- We have 3 Sects for you to choose from. If you prefer to praise Vegetarian Bacon or Turkey Bacon that is fine!
You’re the best 🥓
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I’m a vegetarian and still would rather worship bacon over the imaginary bullshit currently on the pedestal.
They welcome you too, they specifically mention vegetarian bacon as one of their sects, alongside turkey bacon.
