She’s entered the warm liquid goo thawing phase
THIS IS NOT A DRILL
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZE4shVkwqIk
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Someone ran the audio of All I Want For Christmas through an audio-to-midi converter, and then played that back with only a piano instrument. The results are hilarious:
Sounds like a drunk pianist on the edge of blacking out while desperately battling between consonance and dissonance.
I wish there was someone in the world who hadn’t heard the song before so we could test if hearing the lyrics in that is really just your brain vainly trying to save your sanity.
There are, most people born between January thru September this year haven’t heard the song [citation needed].
Sadly, they likely heard it in the womb or in the case of the most recent will hear it before they are capable of performing the experiment.
It did faintly sound like the track was running along with it in a couple spots
If I send that to my wife I think I’ll have to cook dinner for a month but it’ll be worth it
Stop. It’s spooky season first.
MC is horror for me.
Are we shortening Turkey season again?
European Union does not acknowledge the Turkey.
Only as a forever candidate.
My friend from Turkey is sad about that.
Excuse me, but we have not cast the spells to begin awakening Queen Carey as we will not jointly have enough power until the equinox
I’m so glad I don’t work retail anymore. Ruined all music for me. I’ve heard every Christmas song at least a thousand times and I can’t listen to All Star by Smash Mouth Anymore.
hey now
some-
body
If it makes you feel any better, I once saw a Smashmouth concert where the lead singer guy got hit in the head by a thrown shoe mid-set and got very pissy about it. It was a total lucky shot.
Hey, now…
When I worked retail, I would spend extra time in the HVAC aisle across from the TVs so that I could listen to the Foreigner concert that was always on
fuck the Christmas music tho. I don’t think we played it much thankfully
damn global warming has made this process start earlier every year
At this point idk if I should laugh or cry
Last Christmas by Wham! doesn’t get the hate it deserves either.
My friends and I participate in Whammageddon every years. Last man standing who survives the season the longest without hearing that song wins bragging rights.
I really like that song
Thus begins a terrifying 3 month reign of terror before she abruptly returns to hibernation for the next thawing.
I was in France the other day and a restaurant on the beach started playing it. Not sure they understood English around there. You’d think they’d know the word Christmas though.
They only pretend not to understand English. Because they don’t want to talk to you.
This is a win, because there’s definitely no L.
Ohfuckohfuckohfuck
Stop EVERYTHING and hide NOW.
Fuck it, this is the year we win the war on christmas.
