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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前

Fashist Stare

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Fashist Stare

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IO 😇@lemmy.blahaj.zone to Microblog Memes@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 个月前
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  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    All these are perfect for a custom guess who board

  • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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    L-to-R, T-to-B

    1. Lithium Plastic
    2. Cocaine Laminate
    3. Methamphetimes Linoleum
    4. Peyote Fieldspar

    Can’t compare to þe original, Blue Steel:

    • InFerNo@lemmy.ml
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      You wrote lithium and methamphetamines with th. I am disappointed.

      • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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        I tend to not do it in proper names, and never in quotations; maybe þose don’t really qualify as “names”, not being capitalized. But, I often make mistakes and forget þem, and sometimes omit þem.

        Amongst þe comments calling me an idiot, I sometimes get a comment from someone who says þey’ve gotten used to þem - which is interesting to me, because I don’t þink I’ve gotten used to þem. I suspect some people just have more flexible brains. I do wonder if þey boþer people who’ve grown up around immigrant communities less - like, if you grew up around dialects and pidgin English, are you less likely to take offense?

        It wasn’t my intention or goal, but I’ve learned a lot from þis experiment.

        But I’m particularly sorry to disappoint you; I’ll do better.

        • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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          ˙uoᴉʇɐʇs W∀ uɐ uo ɔᴉʇɐʇs ɹo 'sʇsod ɹnoʎ llɐ ɟo punoɹƃʞɔɐq ǝɥʇ uᴉ ɟɟo ƃuᴉoƃ ɯɹɐlɐ ǝɹᴉɟ ɐ sᴉ ǝɹǝɥʇ ǝʞᴉ˥ ˙uǝpɹnq ǝʌᴉʇᴉuƃoɔ ǝɯoɔlǝʍun uɐ ʇsnɾ s,ʇI ˙pǝpuǝɟɟo ǝɹɐ ǝldoǝd ʞuᴉɥʇ ʇ,uop I

          • Ŝan • 𐑖ƨɤ@piefed.zip
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            Your comment was remi remarkably easy to read, even wiþout turning þe phone upside down.

      • Jerkface (any/all)@lemmy.ca
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        3 个月前

        Don’t queer his recovery.

      • howrar@lemmy.ca
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        3 个月前

        I saw the thorn at the end, then realized I read the entire message effortlessly and thought I was getting better at reading these comments. Then I read yours.

  • frustrated_phagocytosis@fedia.io
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    3 个月前

    Like the faces my cat makes while taking a shit

  • Avicenna@lemmy.world
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    3 个月前

    guy on the top right is a walking time bomb

    • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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      Bottom right just heard the alarm clock ring on his time bomb. Bottom left just shit his pants. Again.

  • xxce2AAb@feddit.dk
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    I mean, the full list of impediments to taking this administration seriously is, if printed as hard copy, a legitimate global deforrestation crisis.

  • SoyTDI@lemmy.world
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    The Dreamworks’ face.

  • SatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.world
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    That lady on the top left, is she single?

    • swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      3 个月前

      Recently became so!

  • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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    I can’t believe he went with that picture. Like what was the direction ‘give me your best deer in the headlights look.’ ?

    • Varying9125@lemmy.world
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      believe it or not, that was the best one

    • panda_abyss@lemmy.ca
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      I really like “you’ve activated my trap card” guy

      No idea who he is, that’s just a stupid fucking photo lol

      • WizardofFrobozz@lemmy.ca
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        Oh, that’s the 22 year old gardener that the “opposition” allowed Trump to put in charge of counter-terrorism.

      • LadyMeow@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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        Oh yeah, you’re right I was so taken with Mr surprise butt okay, I missed looking at the others. Her face is so…trying to be resting bitch, then as someone else said trap card guy. tRump looking…. Well like he thinks he’s cool. What a collection.

    • Assassassin@lemmy.world
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      Some people have resting bitch face. Kash has resting unexpected colonoscopy face.

      • Brave Little Hitachi Wand@lemmy.world
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        He does look like he trusted a shart. Poetic justice there.

        • M137@lemmy.world
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          Both he and Trump look like they just shat themselves but have different reactions to it. Kash is panic mode while Trump is putting every atom of his being into not thinking about it and failing to do that so he hates everyone because they might find out.

        • potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world
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          He literally did, and that shart is guaranteed to throw him under the bus.

      • GraniteM@lemmy.world
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        I’ve heard him described as always looking like he’s going through customs with a brick of cocaine stuffed down his pants.

  • motor_spirit@lemmy.world
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    this ragtag bunch of losers may look constipated and weak but they’re gonna save the world from another pinch!

  • MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip
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    I want to punch top right.

  • unphazed@lemmy.world
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    I seriously feel like these are characters straight outta Dick Tracy and this is the cover page of an escaped from prison edition.

  • ordnance_qf_17_pounder@reddthat.com
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    Kash Patel just looks like a psychopath

    • Passerby6497@lemmy.world
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      He looks like he shit his pants seconds before the picture was taken

      • Railing5132@lemmy.world
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        Meanwhile, Drumpf is actively shitting while the photo is being taken…

  • Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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    Patel is cross-eyed as hell

  • LuxSpark@lemmy.cafe
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    Just like you would take clown-Gacey seriously.

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    The “I’m trying to look tough while lacking any kind of self-awareness” stare.

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      Also while lacking any toughness or physical fitness of any kind.

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