Speedy recovery, and all the best!
“Shatner was taken to a local hospital to get checked out, with the source saying the actor was good and resting comfortably.”
That article is like a full on obituary. I don’t like it.
If the worst happens, all flags to half mast for the One True Kirk.
The other Kirk simply a pain in everyone’s neck…
Resting comfortably… Wtf…
If you told me my 94 year old grandma was resting comfortably, I would be packing bags and checking flights.
If you told me my 94 year old grandpa was doing anything other than putzing around in the yard, garage or woodshop I’d be in my car blowing through red lights.
Im sorry, grandpa. Your grandson and a family died because he was blowing through red lights at full speed. Witnesses say he heard you were resting after putzing around with your hobbies all morning.
Edit: autocorrect
That’s putzing, you putz
are you suggesting a relationship between resting comfortably and resting in peace?
Frequently that phrase is used when there’s “nothing more they can do” but have given a lot of pain meds.
The phrase isn’t worrisome unless the patient is in hospice. To me it just means he was seen by medical professionals and is chilling in a hospital bed while they double check labs and such. Been there, done that.
If you’re a celebrity over the age of about 70, I assume every media outlet already has your obituary ready to go and just update them if you do anything notable like winning an Oscar or getting done for noncing.
Too much deep fried turkey?
Gdi i’m gonna have that autotune stuck in my head all day now
Just blood sugar levels.

This was what I feared when I saw a headline that Kirk was shot.
I hope this Kirk is ok.
Shatner scaring the crap out of the Star Trek fandom

Legend? Wait, do we not know if Shatner is real?
I don’t know from everything I’ve seen of him or actually not seen of him because if he shows up at a Comic-Con he literally has to be hidden away and you can’t even look into his direction without paying money. I don’t think he’s that good of a person overall. His character may be awesome and he may be fairly legendary in the acting community and the Star Trek community. But I just don’t think he’s that good of a person.
Maybe lay off the White Claw, Shat!
That shit is nothing but sugar and alcohol, lol
J/k, please don’t ban me - it’s in the picture. I really hope he lives a lot longer
You ain’t kidding.
“I overindulged. I thank you all for caring, but I’m perfectly fine. I keep telling you all: don’t trust tabloids or AI!” he wrote on X.
That was kind of my first thought, too.
I keep picturing Tim Allen in Galaxy Quest when he wakes up with a hangover, lol
The best Star Trek movie
By Grabthar’s hammer!
Never give up, never surrender, as they say
By Grabthar’s Hammer
Beam … me up … god.
🤨 What does God need with a transporter beam? 🤨
FWIW, his official social accounts posted “rumors of my demise have been greatly exaggerated” 5 hours ago.
Oh lol, this is the only social I really keep up with, so if it doesn’t make its way here I wouldnt see it lmao
Same here, loving this thread
As long as it isn’t “oh, my…”
God don’t you dare take this Kirk just yet.
You fuckin’ national treasure, my favorite Canadian… actually, you are all national treasures.
As much as I take cheapshots at him or Kirk, I wish him the best.
Also, he is quite old, so we shouldn’t be surprised by similar news.
That headline was almost as scary as seeing him appear as a featured artist on your favorite band’s upcoming album.
His cover of Common People is a banger. Fight me.
I think it’s pretty good too. Down with the totally-not-a-fight-club thing with you and abbadon420 though if that’s still in the cards, got some memories I’d like to have concussed out of me.
That whole album is awesome! The wife and I love to crank it in the car.
That song is so good, even Shatner can’t ruin it. He does pour his soul into it, I’ll give you that. But he’s no Hasselhoff.
My fave is “I Can’t Get Behind That”.
I never really listened to it. I did today and it’s actually quite nice. But of you’re up for it, i could stilll fight you just for fun. Meet me in the parking lot in 30 minutes
Have you really lived if you’ve never listened to “Lucy in the Sky with Diamonds” performed by William Sharner?
That one was real? I thought it was a salvia nightmare. At least that means it’s not a product of my mind which is a small comfort.

I saw the first part (which I have faded) online and added my response.
Geez that last one had me jump straight to google














