Yo Dawg, I heard you like merging. …
This seems dangerous for both the codebase and the cars around them.
In case of crash
git revertorgit reset --hard idbeforecrashgit rebase acura
Crashing and then crashing
How to crash your software and hardware at once.
average tech entrepreneur
Is this a 2008 RDX?
It’s worth mentioning that this guy and the “Uber driver” works in the same company
This is a concept known as CAC (configuration as code) - the driver made changes to the route, making the change visible, reversible, safe, auditable and testable. It’s also great for the PRs merged per day metric!
don’t merge and drive
he can merge without looking
“Hahahaha, merging this code is so fucking funny, it makes me want to merge without looking!”
Big Gasoline truck explodes
“Yeah, Elon!”
Ok, obviously merging while you merge is super dangerous. Almost as dangerous as using light mode on your phone. The rider should’ve known he was a sociopath just from that.
Hey, I prefer light mode. There are dozens of us!
Nothing in life really prepares you for meeting such an unfathomable being…
It’s mind blowing but there are people who really do prefer it! Don’t forget to leave an optional light mode for them!
20 years ago, everything was light mode.
Anyway, I have it set to time of day, so it switches between the two
Actually try thousands of years. God invented light mode when he said “let there be light”. He was cut off mid-sentence but he was gonna say “mode”
Half-assing two jobs at once
Pretty normal adhd behaviour
Merging the PR and merging into traffic!
Somebody tell that dude that having a “bus factor” doesn’t mean you should actively seek getting run over by a bus!
Do NOT let me do this, I will actually be rage-merging on the road. “LFGTM 😡” bypass branch protection rules
force push to master
I mean… prescient, but also very un-funny if true
This is the sort of engineer getting wholly replaced by Copilot
