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SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.world to Shirts That Go Hard@lemmy.world · 2 months ago

Old is better than none

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Old is better than none

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  • ExtremeDullard@piefed.social
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    Not for Epstein or Trump it ain’t.

    • Sundray@lemmus.org
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      Sick fucks.

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        That pic in this context is absolutely revolting.

        Thnx!

  • But_my_mom_says_im_cool@lemmy.world
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    Im 41 and I would nestle plunge into that fine lady

    • MiDaBa@lemmy.ml
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      Let that be a warning to you young dudes. Watch your mom cause when we say it, we’ll follow through. 😂

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    I’d also love if his is one of those situations where she’s actually in another country (and doesn’t speak English herself) but just really likes this cool tshirt she found online.

    I used to love these on reddit. My favorite was a really sweet, dorky looking East-Asian guy wearing a sweater that said “I don’t need life, I’m high on drugs”.

    I also was given a tshirt that it turns out just said variations of “get girls” all over it in Chinese script, and I wore it for years until a Taiwanese friend told me what it meant.

    • SocialMediaRefugee@lemmy.world
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      I cracked up when I saw this young girl in China wearing a tshirt with the teletubbies on it and “Cocaine” across it.

      • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world
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        Im sober now but i would still wear that shit like every week lmao

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      I like the one of the guy in Africa wearing a “burn this flag, asshole” t-shirt.

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      When I saw this earlier I thought it might be the case

    • Edgarallenpwn@midwest.social
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      China has some fun stuff. A friend of mine picked up a magnet for me that says “under fog she is beautiful clear morning she is zombie.”

      Apparently that was a print the store was running, but she didn’t want to buy me the shirt. I get why, but thats been my favorite fridge magnet for years.

    • tetris11@feddit.uk
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      I mean, did it work?

    • Psythik@lemmy.world
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      Judging by the design of the cart and the “Great Value” brand sliced ham in it, she’s at an American Walmart, so it’s unlikely that she doesn’t understand English (although possible, of course).

      • ThunderQueen@lemmy.world
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        I think its something like >20% of us citizens are illiterate

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    If she is fine with old cock we are good.

    • MeThisGuy@feddit.nl
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      as long as the good 'ol cockle doo

  • Eat_Your_Paisley@lemmy.world
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    I’d say its better than young in most cases

    • Kaliax@lemmy.world
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      Okay, Mr. Benjamin Franklin.

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    Why would someone wear that in public? Big yikes.

    • Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works
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      20 year ago me would have thought that was the perfect amount of trashy. I have regrets.

      • bestagon@lemmy.world
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        Oh look, it’s me 20 years from now

      • jdf038@mander.xyz
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        But also experiences

        • TheGoldenV@lemmy.world
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          *STIs

    • MithranArkanere@lemmy.world
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      I see maybe 3 reasons:

      • Lost a bet.
      • Proud cougar.
      • Everything else was in the washer.
      • ouRKaoS@lemmy.today
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        • Got dressed in the dark

        • Karen / child repellent

        • Practices the subtle art of not giving a fuck

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      I think it’s to cover up her tits.

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        Didn’t work.

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    Good thing I don’t need to worry about getting no pussy.

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    I must agree with madam. Though she ain’t old, that’s fine wine right there. Bet she could break yo dick

    • _‌_反いじめ戦隊@ani.social
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      She’s not talking about herself with that shirt. 🏳️‍🧡‍🤍‍💜🥓✂️👩‍❤️‍💋‍👩

      • sandwich.make(bathing_in_bismuth)@sh.itjust.works
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        That doesnt even make sense.

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          Cats, or coochie?

          • Fuck u/spez@sh.itjust.works
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            The last two I get, but bacon?

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              It’s a lavender joke that the most popular lesbian flag looks like a strip of bacon. Thus it’s like waving another sapphic flag.

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                Sorry, lavender?

                • _‌_反いじめ戦隊@ani.social
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                  Now I feel like y’all pulling my 🦵. Lavender language.

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    I think I’m in love

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    she’s puttin in WORK, can see it on her face

    • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.worldOP
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      I like the way she boobs.

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    I’m starting to figure out why ol’ folks liked Tricky Dick.

    • ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world
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      Damn, I remember the good old days when Tricky Dick was the worst Republican imaginable.

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        It only took 2 elections for a worse republican to take charge.

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    Some cougars prowl in the dark, but some are confident enough in their ability to do their prowling at the grocery store. 😏

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    Most guys totally would

    • SnausagesinaBlanket@lemmy.worldOP
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      TIL I am most guys.

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      It’s like no one has ever heard of a cougar.

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      Can confirm, would.

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        Yeah. Especially considering this is probably not even the best picture

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      Hmm, I wonder whether that’s the case. Alright, ~10% of men are gay and 2% are ace or aro. That’s 88% who might. Now, 25% of married men cheat on their spouses and about 50% of men are married or in a comparable relationship. That means that 12.5% of men might consider it and 37.5 wouldn’t. Let’s round on the safe side. 52% might consider it. Anyone have statistics on racial/age preference or rejection from men? I’ve done all I can

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        This doesnt make you seem smart. Obviously i meant most guys would want to, not most would actually if they are married or whatever.

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          It’s obviously a joke dude :)

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          If my goofy math seems to be self aggrandizing, that’s a you problem. I didn’t sign up for lemmy to be taken seriously

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        Sorry mate, too busy thinking about banging this gal

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    Nah, she is fine as fuck. She would get plenty of attention, for sure.

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    That pussy ain’t old.

    Shit. Maybe I’m old…

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      I can’t be old, the 80’s were only… Oh no…

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        I got love for you if you were born in the 80s

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          I was tearing up Minneapolis, San Francisco and Duesseldorf in the 80s. In the 70s I was in Portland. Yeah Portland was weird even back then.

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      That is mature pussy. Well trained.

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      You’re not really old until judges are older than you.

      Source: am really old.

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