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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago

It's Bigger on the Inside

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It's Bigger on the Inside

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fubarx@lemmy.world to Programmer Humor@programming.dev · 2 months ago
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  • Australis13@fedia.io
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    https://media4.giphy.com/media/v1.Y2lkPTc5MGI3NjExemo2bW81b2RlZGNqM3RmZmg2cGJ6dnlqcWwxaXRjdTl1d3B2ODQ3NCZlcD12MV9pbnRlcm5hbF9naWZfYnlfaWQmY3Q9Zw/ZcST1022b3zXZNQopN/giphy.gif

  • Cousin Mose@lemmy.hogru.ch
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    I haven’t used Windows in like 20 years but it’s funny they still haven’t gotten around to fixing percentages. I remember stuff like this from the Windows XP days.

    • Illogicalbit@lemmy.world
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      Obligatory XKCD: https://xkcd.com/612/

      • Chakravanti@monero.town
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        Yeah, you mistake the wrong kind of errors for the right kind. They aren’t right because you have no fucking clue what closed source software actually does.

        You might get hint if you know how to dig through other people’s designed garbage but that’s fucking disgusting and not that way they point out to be.

    • perishthethought@piefed.social
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      Same. Except I still have to keep that garbage dump OS on my work laptop. I would not be surprised to find rooms filled with bonobo chimps, hammering away at keyboards inside their offices, “working on updates”.

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    Time for Navidson and some cameras to document it!

    • addie@feddit.uk
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      Mark Z. Danielewski for the win. House of Leaves is superb; 50 Year Sword is interesting, but doesn’t quite scratch the itch. I see he’s got something new out this year as well, will need to check it out.

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    Oh! So is that what bloatware is?

    • Chakravanti@monero.town
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      You wish. I guarebtee they don"'t count that. That’s a distraction.

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    At one point, it’ll reach 666%, and then the color scheme changes, and also now you’ll be betting Windows 666 instead, whih is Windows 11 without all the bloat and with satanic imagery.

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      No bloat and satanic imagery? Count me in! 👍

  • \[DUMBASS]/@aussie.zone
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    I’ve been using that excuse for years.

  • gravitas_deficiency@sh.itjust.works
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    Hell yeah non-Euclidean downloads are the best

  • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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    “Ha! I don’t see Linux giving 120%!”

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    I got out that fucking racket after years of hibernating my computer to stop updates.

    currently distro hopping, moving from ubuntu MATE + studio to bazzite, with a route through vanilla debian mountains and maybe arriving at pika os

    • Cevilia (she/they/…)@lemmy.blahaj.zone
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      I ended up on Kubuntu because it’s just boring enough to meet my needs. Hope you find one that suits you too. :)

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      Many people find Debian to be a “boring” OS. After years of distrohopping some come to the conclusion that a boring OS is exactly what they want.

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    🤣🤣 just a microsoft thing

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    Congrats, now they own your computer and you are a fucking guest. :)

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      That is the interface for LSW AKa. Windows for docker

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