Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider

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Drive Through Rich Neighborhood Exposes Dad’s Shortcomings As Provider

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.works · 2 months ago

ST. LOUIS—According to sources inside the 2006 Honda Civic, area father Michael Lothan’s drive home Wednesday, which took a shortcut through a nearby wealthy neighborhood, exposed his children to his shortcomings as a provider. “Why are all these houses so big if there’s just one family living in them?” said Lothan’s 7-year-old son, Theo, while […]

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