In the end I had to go get the levered corkscrew, and even then I only just managed it. Woah.

Genuinely, this is one of the most exciting things I’ve bought in years (other retailers are available and encouraged).

I like a bottle or two of wine a week and not only does it makes life so much easier, it is like ASMR to the wine drinker. It’s just so satisfying.

Bliss.