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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago

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Stamets@lemmy.dbzer0.comM to The Shitpost Office@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 months ago
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    Average Starbucks order at 5am

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    these no man’s sky recipes are always wild

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    Lean isn’t made with NyQuil, it’s made with codeine cough syrup

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    It’s true, I knew a guy who made a gallon of this stuff for a party and everyone who tried some got to meet god

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    deleted by creator

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      Have you ever played bear coming? Or even better, round two: bear leaving?

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    I only have the ingredients to make strawbegamen

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    There is no coffee, hell no.

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    I would do a pork roast with strabeque sauce

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