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where was that? i don’t remember it at all
thanks
Clamps - “Scuttle on home. This ain’t none of your business, Slick.”
Zoidberg - “My name isn’t Slick. It’s Zoidberg. JOHN [beep sound]-ING ZOIDBERG!”
The Silence of the Clamps
The female Leela’s problem is purely medical. Soon she will drop her eggs and they will hatch and all will be well
I love the running joke that he’s a horrible human doctor
Zoidberg: There you are, good as new. Except for your dorsal fin, I’m afraid I couldn’t find it after the crash.
Fry: Can I live without it?
Zoidberg: If you call that living.
“now open your mouth and let’s have a look at that brain”
“I don’t like the looks of this doctor. I bet I’ve lost more patients than he’s cured.”
“now open your mouth and let’s have a look at that brain”
“No, not that mouth.” “I only have one.” “Really?”
His doctorate is in art history.
Young lady, I’m an expert on human physiology.
Hermes: Come on, baby needs a new pair of shoes!
Dr. Zoidberg: The hell with your spoiled baby! I need those shoes.
Clack!
clack
Once again, the conservative, sandwich-heavy portfolio pays off for the hungry investor!
I’m ruined!
i came to post this one.
A buffet! Oh, if only I had my wallet with me…
Uhm… it’s free.
excited violent screeching and feeding noises
The husband and I quote “one art please” and “your [something] is bad and your should feel bad”
“Alright, alright, let me have one of your young on a roll.”
“We’re out of rolls.”
“Fine! Just give me something teeming with parasites!”
I think of this line whenever I order a hotdog in public lol
I’ll have a horse-coke.
Is horse-pepsi ok?
Nay!
My favorite zoidburg line I don’t think is ever actually said. It’s like the “frankly scarlet I don’t give a damn” of future
“Why not ZOIDBERG?”
I even engraved it on keychains for my friends. “Need a new keychain? Why not zoidberg”. I ran a leather shop for 15 years lol. I also made keychains that said “I fuck sheep” and put them on random keychains at parties.
Look at me, Dr Zoidberg, Home Owner!
Oh, that’s where I left my cigar…
That just raises more questions?!
That just raises further questions!
“and I’m his friend, Jesus!”
Agree. This is part of the shared lexicon in our home.
There little friend, good as new
Out of context that actually seemed pretty sad.
Comedy and tragedy
But still, to have your own pool!
I use, “Enough of this, I’m going for a scuttle” all the time.
