I’m still here!

Earth: … I’ve been burned alive, molten lava all over me, rained on for centuries, frozen solid a few times, rocks thrown at me, parasites all over me multiple times, been too hot, been too cold, been too dry, been too wet and I’ve been here and I’m still here for four billion years … who are you and how long have you been there again?

“I’m good for the next 7.5 billion years or so, until the sun absorbs me.”

😞