Its a Mary Poppins umbrella that floats you gently to the ground. And a laser shoots from the top.
Wouldn’t you want the lasers to shoot from the sides? How likely is there to be an enemy above you as you float to the ground?
Ergonomically, it makes more sense to hold it like a rifle when it’s folded.
Yeah, but then you’d plummet to the ground…
My umbrella will be super light. It will connect on my back and blocks rain whichever the direction it’s coming from. Think Dr Oct but only one limb holding an umbrella.
thats really cool, and I feel could be made today
It wouldn’t be the first… the KGB assassinated a guy with one at least once.Bulgarian Umbrella
Shield from rain
Found the middle management testing out their interview question about creativity.
Snack compartment
Was gonna say high capacity pez dispenser.
Never folds the wrong way or moves unpredictably during strong winds.
Let’s air pass through, but only one-way? Could potentially use it to Mary Poppins out of a situation
Reflective inner surface that can double as a solar cooker.
That could be quite handy in a survival sitation, along with another posters suggestion that it can double as a tent in a pinch
The umbrella from Kings Avatar.
Make it so it never rains if you have the umbrella with you.
But then you have no need for the umbrella if it’s not raining. It just becomes dead weight.
In before all life going extinct due to a massive drought.
What would happen if I wore my rain boots (it always rains where they are worn) and held this umbrella?
I’d put the unlimited budget to work miniaturizing a drone fleet powerful enough to maintain position / reliably follow the user thru storm winds that hold a large umbrella-style cover over you.
I never use umbrellas cuz I feel like they’re annoying to carry and you still get wet, but if it just reliably kept me dry with no extra work on my part I’d be more interested.
the song “jesus walks” has to play full volume fron the drone speakers when this happens
It has a stash of termites inside that can be injected into wooden structures for very slow infiltration of wooden doors and structures.
Your enemies wont know what hit them.
Cover the entire thing in Molle
I’m gonna stuff that unlimited budget between the fabric layers of mine and take it home with me.
Found OP
