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A post by kels @Keally22 with the text “A vanilla latte w soy milk is technically a 3 bean soup but none of yall are ready to talk about that huh??”
Peanut butter is just refried beans.
Peanut butter is mashed peanuts. More like hummus than refried beans. The refried part involves cooking them a second time.
i only cook my garbanzos once tho
Sure, but then you mash them. Technically, the peanuts you get in most stores have only been roasted once then mashed.
mmm peanummus
I mean, refried comes from spanish refrito which just means ‘fried well’. a dish that is called refrito doesn’t necessarily involve cooking ingredients twice. although in this case you do boil the beans first and then fry them, the name doesn’t actually mean you fry the beans twice as it sounds like it does
I came here for this.
is a hot dog a sandwich
no
is cereal soup
no
is a foo a thing-which-obviously-is-not-a-foo
no
I was about to comment “one of those isn’t”, then realized I was think of cinnamon for some reason.
Coffee isn’t a bean
oh cinnamon is like 58.2% processed bean skins
Here to debate how Vanilla became a bean…
How does coffee become a bean? Sure we call it that but the coffee fruit is called a cherry and the “bean” is the pit.
And a pinto bean is just a pit of a pinto pod…
Asking the questions we want answered…
You can’t always get what you want.
But if you try sometimes
Not really in my experience.
You’ll find…
You’ll get ham and cheese
Linked page main image doesn’t immediately seem to be a parallel…
So instead neat looks at coffee cherry/bean diagrams/cross-sections:
Fun fact: The “cherry” part of the coffee cherry tastes awful, but the mucilage around the bean tastes sweet. (But it has a very “green” flavor, so not everyone enjoys it.)
Some coffee is dried still inside the cherry (natural process). Or you can take off the cherry and leave the mucilage (honey process). Or you can get rid of everything before drying (washed process). No matter which process you use, the cherry and parchment are always removed before roasting.
Before you ever even think about different ways of roasting, beans from the same variety of plant will have different flavor profiles depending on the drying process.
The time, thought, and effort that goes into good coffee at every stage is staggering. I totally understand why artisan coffee carries a hefty price tag.
Source: You really can’t live in Colombia without learning all about coffee.
How do koalas become bears
“When a mommy orchid loves a daddy orchid very much…”
No m’orchids. Just beans.
“Am I a joke to you?”
You call that a bean in English? TIL.
We call it a bean in every language we know (so yes)
Lol, that was a quick debate.
A Master.
the only things that aren’t jokes to me are racism and the dutch
that’s like 300 dollars worth of vanilla these days D=
As a bean? Yes. As a seed pod to an orchid? Absolutely not, I love you to the end of the earth.
weren’t coffee and vanilla both not beans?
Thats clever.
I’m ready. Let’s talk about it.
It’s true.
…
How’s everyone’s Spooky Day going?
And clam chowder is just a savory latte with bugs in it.
OK Eleanor
Would be more of a broth or a tea no? There’s no substance which a soup usually has.
What about tomato soup?
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I still say it’s a sandwich
After vanilla bean and soy bean, what’s the third bean?
Edit: I feel stupid
If it makes you feel better, I asked the same question at first. Then felt stupid.
lol
You’re right. Coffee beans aren’t beans — they’re seeds.
Tbf, if you ask this in an Italian bar you’ll get vanilla flavored milk with soy milk, and a puzzled look from the barista
Keeps you sharp for a little bit of the ultraviolence
Coffee beans
Coffee
I feel stupid
Don’t, many latte’s are without coffee. Chai latte, matcha latta, usually don’t contain coffee. I was confused too
English has a really bad habit of mistranslating things, for some reason latte = coffee+milk, while latte means milk
Its not mistranslated, its caffe latte but the caffe part is cut off for brevity when ordering at a coffee shop.
I know, what I’m saying is that latte = milk in italian, so if you ordered latte in Italy you would get a glass of milk, that’s what I mean by mistranslation
Fair enough, more of a misuse as the word has kind evolved away from its original meaning.
it is you, the player
Human bean
Does that make an iced cappuccino a gazpacho?
A very thin soup. How about 3 bean consommé?
