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minus-squaredohpaz42@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·1 month agoThere is a billboard nearby me that says “Jesus can fix anything.” I wish there was someone named Hey-Zoos brave enough to take out a billboard right below it for his handyman services.
minus-squareHylactor@sopuli.xyzlinkfedilinkarrow-up12·1 month agoPicture of Jesús giving a thumbs up with the caption “You’re damn right.” with a phone number and url.
minus-squareKanda@reddthat.comlinkfedilinkarrow-up1·1 month agoCould you call him and ask him to fix this god-forsaken world?
There is a billboard nearby me that says “Jesus can fix anything.” I wish there was someone named Hey-Zoos brave enough to take out a billboard right below it for his handyman services.
Picture of Jesús giving a thumbs up with the caption “You’re damn right.” with a phone number and url.
Could you call him and ask him to fix this god-forsaken world?
#jesúscanfixanything