🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agoAnon has had enoughsh.itjust.worksimagemessage-square100fedilinkarrow-up1488arrow-down116
arrow-up1472arrow-down1imageAnon has had enoughsh.itjust.works🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month agomessage-square100fedilink
minus-squaretigeruppercut@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up17·1 month agoSitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
minus-squareNABDad@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·1 month agoSome mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.
minus-squareRacerX@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkarrow-up8·1 month agoI prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.
minus-squarefalseWhite@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up21·1 month agoOn those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet
minus-squareSkunkWorkz@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkarrow-up6·1 month agoWell step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission
minus-squarernercle@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up3arrow-down1·1 month ago1+1=2 2+2=4 4+4=8 8+8=16 16+16=32 32+32=64 64+64=128 128+128=256 256+256=512 512+512=1024 1024+1024=2048 2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo
Sitting can be very difficult first thing in the morning sometimes. Well, not the sitting part but the getting your dick to point down into the bowl part.
Some mornings, after you sit, you need to bend over until your forehead is on your feet.
I prefer to put my hands on the floor and lift my feet up against the wall.
On those days you lie down on the toilet in a planking position, penis pointing down into the toilet
Well step 1 should be: Beat that meat into submission
1+1=2
2+2=4
4+4=8
8+8=16
16+16=32
32+32=64
64+64=128
128+128=256
256+256=512
512+512=1024
1024+1024=2048
2048+204… submission (if not, sing this, with the same voice ☞ https://music.youtube.com/watch?v=NfnTKUkCafo