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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago

I love fucking pasta

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I love fucking pasta

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potoooooooo ☑️@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.worldEnglish · 1 month ago
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  • Dharma Curious (he/him)@slrpnk.net
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    Outrageous! What’s the link so I can make sure I never see it?

    Edit I thought it was a joke video. I did not realize. I don’t regret looking it up or anything, but it’s not my thing.

    Hot person, though

  • normalexit@lemmy.world
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    Rhett and Link are really expanding the brand.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      As you can see, we can’t.

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    Is this “if PornHub monetised and incentivised content creators like YouTube does”?

    Also: The pasta - cooked or raw? 🤡

    • aarch0x40@lemmy.world
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      Well, he did slip on a rubber first.

      • Tollana1234567@lemmy.today
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        so he cant impregnate the pasta.

    • CandleTiger@programming.dev
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      Nobody’s fucking raw pasta, mate

      • Brewchin@lemmy.world
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        You know this is the internet right? Nothing is beyond the realms of possibility if money is involved. Did Jackass teach us nothing?

        • village604@adultswim.fan
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          I guarantee fucking raw pasta is someone’s kink.

      • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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        that doesn’t sound right to me

      • zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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        i must be nobody then 😳

      • muusemuuse@sh.itjust.works
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        Look up “one man one jar” and then tell me how certain you are about that statement.

      • xavier666@lemmy.umucat.day
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        Gordon Ramsey approves

    • zerobot@lemmy.wtf
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      al dente is the way to go when it comes to fucking pasta

  • Tangent5280@lemmy.world
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    Burning Hole

  • NotSteve_@piefed.ca
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    Aw man this person lol. I remember them from the old world subreddit

  • RattlerSix@lemmy.world
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    Gotta be rotini, it’s ribbed

    • BarneyPiccolo@lemmy.today
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      Marketing!

  • Fedizen@lemmy.world
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    I think too many things are illegal. This is not one of those things.

  • frostysauce@lemmy.world
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    I’m in Oklahoma, anyone got a non-PH link?

    • mechoman444@lemmy.world
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      Yes. www.protonvpn.com

    • Peter1986C@lemmings.world
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      He basically has them inside (translucent) sex toys and puts his dick in there. I am not sure you would be missing much. 😆

  • Ricky Rigatoni@retrolemmy.com
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    How does rigatoni rate?

    • mriormro@lemmy.zip
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      RICKKKKYYYY. FUCKING RRRRRRRIGATONIII baby

  • Tylerdurdon@lemmy.world
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    So what’s the answer? I feel a chubby coming on and just can’t wait!

  • Dozzi92@lemmy.world
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    Everyone thinks they’re manicotti, but in the end, we’re all just ditalini.

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    I think we need some hypotheses here. My guess is that a short, springy pasta like a rotini or a fusili, or even a cavatappi, would be best, as opposed to something long and stringy, like spaghetti or fettuccine. Angel Hair would be far too delicate if the passion gets…vigorous.

    Thoughts?

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    I was at the brewery recently and one of the televisions was just on a playlist of this YouTube channel with some old Italian grandmas, chilling at home, making handmade pasta.

    Would love a Collab.

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      Giggity

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    Finally mankind has evolved beyond feet, 20 more years like this and we might move past furry’s too

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      Ain’t no rule that pasta can’t go on furry feet, last time that I checked, mon frere.

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    Do calzones next!

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