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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago

Anon likes a girl

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Anon likes a girl

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🍹Early to RISA 🧉@sh.itjust.worksM to Greentext@sh.itjust.works · 1 month ago
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  • starman2112@sh.itjust.works
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    Danny DeVito has a wife

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      Show me you fail at statistics.

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      He is also well known around the world

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      Yeah but Danny DeVito is charisma incarnate

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        It doesn’t hurt that he also has a magnum dong.

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        Part of him being charisma incarnate is having exactly zero fucks to give about how his appearance differs from conventional attractiveness.

        Part of the incel anticharisma comes from obsessing over how some facet of your appearance means never getting laid.

        Turns out just being chill about shit is sexy AF.

    • 🇰 🌀 🇱 🇦 🇳 🇦 🇰 🇮 @pawb.social
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      But she’s about the same height as him, and calls him “The Barnacle” due to his penis::body ratio.

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