He read that in an Iain Banks novel. That guy has just completely lost touch with reality. But sure, let’s give him a trillion bucks. What could possibly go wrong.
Truly a trillion dollar idea.
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Excellent. I like when I can read a ketamine idea and just immediately think “cool, that’s a bad idea,” without even thinking it through.
One of his new pay goals for that compensation package is a million humanoid robots delivered in one year. Selling them as a corrections solution at 1:1 anywhere in the US is an excellent way to do just that.
Wait, fuck, ketamine autocorrected to ketamine.
The guy’s first name, the one with four letters. Ketamine. You know the guy.
Elmo.
If I can type that, why does ketamine autocorrect?
Whatever.
Imagine giving the trillion to Hyundai (Boston Dynamics) to piss him off.
So does this mean we can watch a live stream of Trump 24/7?
Wait, is this what Steven Miller is?
I’ll personally give him 10 trillion Zimbabwe dollars to fuck off
SAY NO TO BILLIONAIRES
Nobody should be able to have more networth than, say, 20 million max.
This fucker is now supposed to become a trillionaire? This idiot?
Today in news, the guy who sells robot hype wants government to buy into robot hype.
Yup. No one is going to buy his shitty robots, but he suckered the government into paying for his shitty Starship, so he figures he can get the government to buy his shitty robots too.
He wants to reinvent the ankle monitor, but with more steps and much higher cost?
Is this the same logic that leads to reinventing trains
Lex Loser really needs to just shut up. If anyone should be in prison it’s him.
Shut up Elon your ideas really suck.
When he revealed the “robot stalker” is was just a “Teslar” truck with lipstick on.
Yeah, I’ve got a better idea: Let’s not.
And set up call centres in low-wage countries where poor people can pilot the robots for pennies.
Or jail just enough people to have a prison labour force large enough to guard those not in jail.










