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A picture of a guy on a bicycle taken from a window. The roads are covered in snow and the weather looks cold and miserable. Caption reads “This dude has to be either going to get weed or pussy.”
Unfortunately this is me this winter. I have an ebike but no car, and my commute is 1h 15m every morning and evening in Minneapolis. I’m scraping by but the money for a car hasn’t come together so I’m trying to get warm gear together. It sucks.
Get this person some weed and/or pussy they need it
I actually do get a lot of both tbf
Then share dammit!
I am literally! Lol relationship anarchist.
That does indeed suck. I hope you can stay warm this winter.
That seat tho! Never seen anything like it, is it comfortable? Almost looks like a custom mold of a butt haha
EXTREMELY comfortable. Idk it was at Walmart. Just replaced the stock seat with it.
I live in an area that gets pretty snowy. My ebike has front wheel hub, so more stable that other ebikes. I tend to have so much fun just driving in snow, it’s quite an experience doing burnouts in snow and sliding in corners
HEY GUYS, CHRIStina FIX HERE, and today I’m gonna show you how to bundle for winter cycling!
That’s just how I get to/from work lol
Or its Luigi on his way to a healthcare CEO
Lol. Fucking southerners in winter…
stop making fun of me I’m dieing out here :((
I only own 1 pair of pants and it’s a low of 36°
Pretty common in Montréal…
Say less, everything I hear what makes me want to move there more and more. Say how do they feel about Newfoundlanders who speak French at a third grade level over there
For some reason Newfoundlanders have been the butt of every joke for a long time and I still have no idea why.
It’s fine, we’re so nice we never say anything about it. Plus at this point so many of us have left for Alberta everything outside of the capital city threatens to be little now than a retirement village.
We were getting a lot of biking infrastructure but now that the conservatives are in you can bet that’s gonna stop.
Pussy and weed?
My cool Canadian girlfriend.
On his way home from a second or third job at food service that refused to close despite the storm and had no customers.
Shrooms outside is amazing…
The place where I live still had snow 10 years ago. :(
We still get some for a couple of days per year. Which is enough, really.
Probably just a very normal Canadian, who can estimate snow levels.
Wait … that’s snow? Thought rain and fog
Of course white ,lines from the wheels…
To be fair, it’s probably safer to bike in the snow than to drive. If you get stuck, you can just pick it up and if you hit something you aren’t that heavy.
Not if there are cars nearby
I have to inform you that you can still rip a huge piece of skin from your knee.
Yeah, it’s still possible, but you are bundled up quite well due to the weather anyway.
And if you fall off, you land on snow. Soft, powdery snow… /s
Bro, that’s me in 2001 riding home from playing PlayStation with friends.
That’s me in 2001 carrying my pc to my friend for a lan party. My mom refused to drive me because it was too “dangerous”
Weed or pussy? Well now I feel like a chump for doing that shit for school or work
I have been that dude. For both things! Both utterly fucking stupid at the time. But one of them was damn worth the trouble!
Also, cigarette runs when I smoked. Thankfully I quit smoking years ago.
Weed? Not likely. This is more like “im sweating and shitting and need at least a bump.”
-Former opiate addict that has literally rode a bike in a blizzard to score. Like pictured.
Counterpoint: This could very well be a picture of me from any snowstorm in Calgary when I was a teenager who’d do anything for weed. But there would be 3-4 times as much snow.
I used to drive an hour in whiteout blizzards to get to my plug. In the ditches once or twice on that, but thanks to a handy wrecker, back on the road before my last bowl runs out.
Effin eh, cotton. Effin eh.
No lights on their bike as far as I can see. 50/50 odds they die.
I really don’t get it, even the shittiest $2 lights make a huge difference. I’ve seriously considered buying a bunch to keep in my bag and just hand them out.
And the worst are electric scooters that have bright, built-in lights and people still don’t turn them on.
There was a year or so where the lights of electric bikes was both very, very bright and pointed at people’s faces. That was not helpful, safety-wise.
I still see (and am blinded by) bikes with maladjusted headlights, electric or not. Some people just don’t realize that the road in front of them should be illuminated, not the apartments on the third floor.
