Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

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Soot-Covered Prince Andrew Begging On Street For Child To Molest

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The Onion and other satire w/ layers@sh.itjust.worksEnglish · 1 month ago

LONDON—Shivering and rubbing his hands together as he attempted to stay warm, a ragged, soot-covered former Prince Andrew was spotted Tuesday on a street in the Whitechapel district of London begging for a child to molest. “Please, sir, may I have a girl? A small one? Surely you have some to spare,” said the disgraced […]

cross-posted from: https://lemmy.myserv.one/post/23041787

Oh how Randy Andy, the Prince of the Nonces has fallen.

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