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    23 days ago

    Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times…

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    24 days ago

    I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.

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    23 days ago

    If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago

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    23 days ago

    He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?

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          23 days ago

          If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather

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            23 days ago

            is given a choice i’d move to ireland so it’s socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt

            edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website

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              I feel like I’ve seen one or two tactikilts irl over the years, and I didn’t think anything beyond “oh, cool,” and then going about the rest of my day.

              Really depends on where you live, I’m sure. But around my area of the US, I don’t think most people would even look twice, let alone give a shit haha. You’d probably get more compliments, and friendly questions, than scorn.

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              Utilikilt.com?

              It’s something like Kleenex. It’s a specific brand, but got used generically. The rivet pattern around the crotch is the company’s trademark (and they’re not shy about suing others over it), but there are canvas kilts out there otherwise.