Trans folks ‘know’ how magnets work.
Is this how they get parasites out these days? I guess I should get on with the times…
I went through a powerful magnet phase. Could I just carry one around sucking god from people’s brains? What do I do with god once god has been removed? Are the magnets I have already lousy with god? I don’t think I was given an accurate description of god as a kid or something.
Do they still need a doctors diagnosis to put this person into a padded cell?
It’s just a lazy coverup. Everyone know they’re using 5g to do that.
Dont think he has to worry, he has no brain for anything to be sucked out of.

This is how God rays are made, still think it’s worth it?
Nobody knows what magnets are. Except this guy.
I only managed a “D” in E&M (why are surface integrals). Do I have to detransition?
Because there are surfaces. Make everything perfectly uniform, and they vanish.
I guess what always melted my brain was putting everything in terms of the dr dtheta etc of the surface.
If I knew how to use magic magnets to remove Christianity from people’s heads I would have started doing it long ago
He must think his god is very weak if all it takes are magnets to… uh make you forget about him? What exactly does he even mean by magnets sucking god from people’s minds? Wait, maybe it’s a bad attempt at a blowjob joke?
The onion couldn’t write this shit.
Who told them the plan?!
Our society is not that different from the 15th century.
We are just apes with pants
Speak for yourself. I’m naked.
We’re apes forced to wear pants because of arbitrary rules.
If given the choice, I’d still wear pants in the winter but I might consider not wearing them in warm weather
is given a choice i’d move to ireland so it’s socially acceptable to wear a utilikilt
edit: you know what fuck social acceptability anyone got a good utilikilt website
I feel like I’ve seen one or two tactikilts irl over the years, and I didn’t think anything beyond “oh, cool,” and then going about the rest of my day.
Really depends on where you live, I’m sure. But around my area of the US, I don’t think most people would even look twice, let alone give a shit haha. You’d probably get more compliments, and friendly questions, than scorn.
The name brand version is honestly the best.
It’s something like Kleenex. It’s a specific brand, but got used generically. The rivet pattern around the crotch is the company’s trademark (and they’re not shy about suing others over it), but there are canvas kilts out there otherwise.
Transvestigations are the new witch hunts







