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- funny@lemmy.ml
The old-timey comicbook superheroes were modelled on sideshow strongmen, who bent iron rods with their bare hands and such, and all tended to wear capes and tight costumes with shorts on the outside.
Exactly this, came here to explain it and found someone did it already. Thank you!
Interesting! Also, anyone interested can see an example here
Imagine being flipped off by this guy!
https://www.oldtimestrongmanblog.com/blog/2025/11/edwin-zello/
Dang bring that style back
This is badass. Thank you for the link.
Look, it’s easy to mess up when you have x-ray vision.
I want a serious superman with a super bulge. Stop making it flat and hidden. Give me the nipple armor and the dick bulge and the fat cheeks
It’s better to wear them on the outside, they stay cleaner that way
/j
We are talking about USians after all.
That’s just how they did things on Krypton.
Counterpoint: 2014 is wearing a thong. Look at those high straps.
If you’re going to replace the trunks, there still needs to be something red there. The contrast makes the suit visually pop.
Perhaps a nice stylish codpiece to make it more “realistic”!
I was thinking more like spiderman with a cape and no mask.
Emperor has no cloths situation. No one wanted to criticize the godlike alien beings fashion sense to his face.
It’s part of the look. It’s like getting rid of Batman’s ears because they’re “silly”.
If you think the red over the tights look silly, you’re not the right person to be making a superman movie
Man Of Steel had the dumbest outfit. Made it dark just for the sake of making everything dark.
Lol. Whatever dude.
I mean… thats an objective fact though
Your opinion is fascinating.
I’m too hung up on this depicting George Reeves eight years before even Kirk Alyn had the role.
Don’t understand, he is a Superman it is us doing it wrong.
… Is that Dean Cain?
Dean Pelton
Are you sure?
I feel like the progression implies that he stopped wearing it.
I’m still just trying to understand why you need a belt to hold up underwear. And, not just a belt, but some real shiny metal shit.
I have to assume there’s a “Young Superman” story where he’s repeatedly pants’d by his adversary and swears it’ll never happen again.









