I hate that when i see memes like this all i can think is “its only a matter of time before stupid people share this with other stupid people unironically”
I shared it ironically with a group of people that won’t understand it. I proceed to watch silently as they raise their cortisol levels.
It probably happened before you even saw the meme.
Fox News is gonna run a piece on how we must eliminate Arabic numerals from American society. Your family will be talking about this travesty at Thanksgiving.
I support this wholeheartedly.
ITS AN OUTRAGE I TELL YOU! MATH IS AMERICAN! INVENTED IN AMERICA!
According to a study, almost III out of V of those polled opposed this.
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Thy hips shall not speak falsehoods.
I could go for a little Shakira law.
I can hear her Kermit voice looking at this
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A photo of Zohran Mamdani standing in front of an American flag. It is captioned:
Mamdani has announced his first policy: children in New York public schools will now be required to learn Arabic numerals
Oh Facebook must be lighting up with frothing boomers right now
mostly AI content too.
I, for one, enjoy Roman numerals.
Oh yeah big guy? How many letters you need to write 3999?
I love doing 3999+1 in Roman numerals in my head without converting first.
That’s easy: many.
pretty sure it’s lots
IX
Many machines on IX, new machines.
Excellent quote.
Isn’t it MMMIM? Only one extra character
subtraction rule only allows a smaller numeral to be placed before a larger one if it is one of the following combinations: IV, IX, XL, XC, CD, or CM. The numeral ‘i’ ((1)) can only be placed before a ‘V’ ((5)) or an ‘X’ ((10)).
I came up with MMMCMXCIX, but your one seems better.
Get out.
groan
one for one? what does that mean?
It’s a non-poly dating ad.
This post came directly from Al Jazeer which references Al Gebra.
A new Home maker class featuring falafel and hummus as side dishes is now mandatory to graduate High school.
You mean Tent Makers? /s Not on my watch
“Children will be thaught how to make shawarma at home.”
Gods forbid we teach kids useful life skills…
Fuck, I would have enjoyed that course.
Homemade falafel and hummus is so much better than store bought and so easy. I just gotta perfect a pita recipe.
these people are probably going to confuse hummus with humus.
That reminds me of the old joke:
Customer: This coffee tastes like mud!
Waiter: I’m sorry sir, it was ground this morning.
I love falafel and hummus. I only found out a couple years ago but I’ve spent many a meal making up for lost time ♥️
Home made babaganoush is also amazing.
Slice a large eggplant in half, place face down in a glass baking pan. Add a few tablespoons oil, shake salt, pepper, paprika, garlic powder lightly on top. Cover with lid and bake at 375° for an hour. Till skin is shriveled and darker. You can also uncover near the end and roast it more if you like.
Let it cool. Take each half and scrape the loose insides into a food processor, it should just all slide off the skin. Add a few cloves of garlic, some lemon juice (maybe 3 tableapoons or adjust to your tastes), then toast a layer of sesame seeds in a smaller pan 6 or 9 inch sized with a bit of oil. Stir them often because they will burn if the heat gets to them too long. Add to the food processor and blend till garlic and seeds are chopped fine. Salt and pepper to taste.
Whew, that sounds delicious!!! Def gotta try making some 😋
I learned Arabic numerals in 1978 in preschool in Wyoming, and I never became a terrorist.
Never became a terrorist so far.
I This is Roman discrimination II Half of MAGA doesnt know what an Arabic numeral is. III Reeeeeeeeeee IV Roman numerals are superior
一二三四五六七八九十
i like these :)
ichi ni san yon go rokku nana hachi kyuu juu
so close, its acutally “nya ichi ni san, nya arigatou”
I am sad that i was wrong with jaPenis here is an image about to represent how i feel
One syllable per character. Coolest language ever. :D
(Also hardest characters to remember)
one syllable per character
一 is pronounced “i-chi”
Oh lol, I automatically assumed Chinese because that is the language I know…
(But I mean… the Kanji is the same as the 漢字 (HanZi), its not always obvious which language is being referred to lol)
ohhh in chinese yeah. yi ar san right? :3
“Half” of MAGA? 😂
It’s more than half
He’s indoctrinating out youth with a satanic Muslim mysticism called Al-Gebra.
Number one justification for islamophobia and sinophobia.
I legit never heard the word sinophobia and I thought it was a trigonometry joke.
I guess we need a joke that combines math and racism then.
It’s the 0th cause of Indophobia?
Sorry, didn’t mean to go off on a tangent.
in case some people don’t know: algebra actually comes from the Arabic word “al-jabr”.
you can count on it
Would have been a better headline!
