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minus-squaregarth@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up21·16 days agoPlease look away for a moment while I wash my groin.
minus-squareSausager@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 days agoNo, don’t. In fact, wash it for me!
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up17arrow-down1·16 days agoMy wife was horrified to discover I wash my ass crack with a face cloth. How else do you get rid of the bits and pieces?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up10·16 days agoI’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.
minus-squarehowrar@lemmy.calinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoI learned a new word today. In biology, detritus (/dəˈtraɪtəs/ or /ˈdɛtrɪtəs/) is organic matter made up of the decomposing remains […] of feces. [Source]
minus-squarekadaverin0@lemmy.dbzer0.comlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoIf you have “detritus” in your ass at the end of the day, you’re doing something wrong, bud.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up3·16 days agoNot in my ass around my ass bud.
minus-squareOrganicMustard@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoTrim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower
minus-squarenotabot@piefed.sociallinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up29·16 days ago I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day. That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image. Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up14·16 days agoA good wash cloth works wonders.
minus-squareTwoBeeSan@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 days agoI spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up7·16 days agoJust remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.
minus-squarericecake@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoI’ll be honest, their comment didn’t make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint. Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.
minus-squareSidyctism II.@discuss.tchncs.delinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days ago Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit. Words to live by
minus-squareMontagge@lemmy.ziplinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5arrow-down2·16 days agoA bidet with good water pressure
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·16 days agoPre-wash my ass before the shower?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down1·16 days agoThat’s a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders.
minus-squareokwhateverdude@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoMight as well use your toothbrush at that point.
minus-squareredwattlebird @lemmings.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up9·16 days agoIs the cloth’s purpose only for your crack or is it a communal cloth? Like, was she using it as a face cloth before the discovery?
minus-squareSatansMaggotyCumFart@piefed.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up5·16 days agoAfter washing yes. It’s not like I have a dedicated crack cloth hanging from a nail in the bathroom it’s one of the general service cloths.
minus-squareabsGeekNZ@lemmy.nzlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·16 days agoThis feels like a poop knife type situation.
minus-squareraspberriesareyummy@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up12·16 days agoErm. You’re in the shower. Use soap + your hands. Also there shouldn’t be larger “bits” there if you wiped properly… Eww
minus-squarePrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.spacelinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up2·15 days agoI guessed your user name before I saw it.
minus-squareMose13@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6·edit-216 days agoIf you asked me yesterday what the opposite of using a bidet was, I would’ve said I have no idea. But now I know it’s whatever this person is doing
Please look away for a moment while I wash my groin.
*butthole
No, 🧐
No, don’t. In fact, wash it for me!
My wife was horrified to discover I wash my ass crack with a face cloth.
How else do you get rid of the bits and pieces?
A bidet
I’m talking about the detritus that naturally builds up during the day.
I learned a new word today.
[Source]
If you have “detritus” in your ass at the end of the day, you’re doing something wrong, bud.
Not in my ass around my ass bud.
That’s even worse.
Trim your butt hair so it gets easily cleaned in the shower
That, especially combined with your username, paints a truely horrible mental image.
Now please excuse me while I find a spoon to physically remove the memory of that comment with.
A good wash cloth works wonders.
I spread my ass and arch my back for water daddy
Just remember that water daddy carved out the grand canyon.
He’s making inroads.
I’ll be honest, their comment didn’t make me think shit nuggets and more dead skin cells, sweat and lint.
Even the cleanest butt isn’t cleaner than an armpit.
Words to live by
A bidet with good water pressure
Pre-wash my ass before the shower?
Yes
That’s a poor use of water when a good scrub with the face cloth does wonders.
Might as well use your toothbrush at that point.
Is the cloth’s purpose only for your crack or is it a communal cloth? Like, was she using it as a face cloth before the discovery?
After washing yes.
It’s not like I have a dedicated crack cloth hanging from a nail in the bathroom it’s one of the general service cloths.
This feels like a poop knife type situation.
I see…
Erm. You’re in the shower. Use soap + your hands. Also there shouldn’t be larger “bits” there if you wiped properly… Eww
I guessed your user name before I saw it.
With her face.
If you asked me yesterday what the opposite of using a bidet was, I would’ve said I have no idea. But now I know it’s whatever this person is doing