10 whole seconds? that’s some goku shit
1 like and ill open the jar in the skreets
Pay up.
next time on dragon ball z!
frieza has given us 5 minutes before the planet blows up, it will take 20 episodes
the partner and i both tried it.
i guess one has to not have been smoking/vaping through those twenty episodes
the ambulance is on the way
They fully spec the buff duration increase and put more in Endurance stats.
My thought exactly. “Oh shit…DBZ was right…”
Pffft, when things go wrong with my computer I can swear for an hour straight trying to solve the problem. And then continue after a break.
Imagine the jar you can’t open is the swear jar and you yell out FUCK and put a dollar through the slot and try to open it and then yell FUUUUUUCK and then put in another dollar…
The payoff will be HUGE, especially as you keep adding 10% grip strength with every swear.
Assuming an initial grip strength of 100kg[0]:
- After 10 swears, you’ve more than doubled your initial strength (100 * (1.1^10) kg = 260kg)
- After 20 swears, you’re gripping a grand piano
- After 50 swears, you’re gripping a fully grown adult African elephant
- After 100 swears, you’re gripping the Statue of Liberty
- After 500 swears, you’re gripping the planet Mercury
how many swears for freddie mercury
I’m sorry, I’m a Celsius man.
how many swears for celsius mercury
FASTERISCK!
“FUUUCK!”
$java -jar app.jar
My thoughts exactly.
My other thoughts were, every time I see corporate BS in my company am I better off ignoring or swearing.
Now I have inspiration for what to do.
Swears are MMORPG buffing spells. Let them all rip simultaneously for burst and maximize jar DPS.
Fuck, shit, cock, ass, titties, boner, bitch, muff, pussy, cunt, butthole, Barbra Streisand!
This is like a special moveset of self-buffs for a brawny no-magic character in a JRPG
How is F*CK even pronounced?
Will it still work if I yell Fuck instead?
Fasteriskck
“Firetruck”
Maybe it’s just RegEx. 0 or more "F"s allowed. e.g. CK, FCK, FFCK, …
Any vowel is permitted - so fack, feck, fick, fock, fuck and controversially fyck are all valid.
[Edit] International readers should feel free to say fåck, fæck, féck, fîck, fõck, fœck, fück etc
Fあck
So it boosts STR, does it also boost INT? Maybe it debuffs WIS?
It boosts DEX and STR for your next fight action and/or gives a +1 to your next saving throw, but only if you’re at least two levels in Barbarian.
Hormone things.
I find that Yosemite Sam-style incoherent muttering of curses throughout the pickle-jar opening helps a lot.
Fuck yeah!
Awesome
Breathe out helps engage the same muscles
This is literally chaos magic
It’s taunting magic cast on self
