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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago

Life is hard

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Life is hard

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The Picard Maneuver@lemmy.world to Funny@sh.itjust.works · 2 days ago
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  • Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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    I’ve worked tech support. I know exactly what this guy’s keyboard looks and feels like.

    • BeeegScaaawyCripple@lemmy.world
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      I had a friend in elementary school who would eat cheetos while playing Nintendo. And not the smart way with chopsticks neither.

      Ever since, I’m anal about keeping my controllers clean. So gross

      • anomnom@sh.itjust.works
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        11 hours ago

        Dumping the bag directly into your mouth is way better than any chopstick nonsense.

    • Supervisor194@lemmy.world
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      Oh man I did not need to know that.

  • [鳳凰院 凶真 Hououin Kyouma]|[alt: 黃家駒 Wong Ka Kui]@sh.itjust.works
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    This is one of the reasons why I kinda like the digital age, I have the option of going digital with like journaling and stuff.

    Like imagine trying to move with 15 years worth of journals… lmao…

    also fires destroys everything… you can make unlimited digital copies, encrypt, and upload it to like 10 different servers across the world, hell even free accounts with like 10gb storage is enough to store a lot of stuff

    I know people say they wanna “go back to simpler times”, but for me, nah, I’m good, I like this technological era (minus the corporatist enshittification stuff, GO FOSS ALL THE WAY!)

    • njm1314@lemmy.world
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      Napkins exist yo.

  • Sciaphobia@sh.itjust.works
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    AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!

  • JayFonduh@lemmy.org
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    I am thoroughly disoriented please baptize me fellow book-lover.

  • OldChicoAle@lemmy.world
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    Just have someone feed you while you read. Problem solved

  • Eryn6844@piefed.blahaj.zone
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    really. you just eat your wings and then you wash your hands. and then your wash your hands and then you wash your hands before you touch your book!

  • Gerudo@lemmy.zip
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    How did he take the picture?

    We need proof.

    • HowAbt2day@futurology.today
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      Douchey Meta glasses, maybe?

  • nil@piefed.ca
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    how dare you

  • Landless2029@lemmy.world
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    e-ink tablet with a water proof case.

    Problem solved!

  • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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    I get the joke, wings are eaten by hand. But as someone who does eat alone at resturants, with a book, can I just say utensils exist.

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      Do you cut each piece off like a surgeon or stab it with a fork to make a skewer and eat as much as you can before it falls off?

      • BlueFootedPetey@sh.itjust.works
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        Me, Im a stabber. But there is no one right way.

  • someguy3@lemmy.world
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    Kindle and push the buttons with your pinky.

  • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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    Gotta stop cheaping out with this paper if you would buy stone tablet’s you can just take a hose to them afterwards.

    • JayFonduh@lemmy.org
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      I will lend you my Torah but you must not misinterpret it.

      • stupidcasey@lemmy.world
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        Is this an act of love🥰?

        • JayFonduh@lemmy.org
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          Brother please steer your intentions in any other direction. I meant for the intent to not have been from my heart personally but from the Torah to have truly intentionally steered you in a “straight” direction.

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    Time division multiplexing is key!

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    Deeply offended by this.

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    RIP innocent book, your sacrifice helped someone make a meme

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      Rare post where I wish it was AI instead

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