transcription: you can learn a lot about someone by hiding under their bed for several weeks
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This is why you must never stop checking for monsters under your bed.
Good luck with that, we have a futon.
woa, thats a lotta crumbs :3
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A, how? B, why didn’t you come up and kiss me on the mouth?
Day 2: She hasn’t vaccumed this space in more than a year. I might have asthma now. [begin coughing fit]

do you need snacks. can you replace your chamber pot every now and then?
I knew monsters under bed are real >:3
You need to start recycling those cans.










