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USS Turing@startrek.website to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前

Replace One Word In A Star Trek Quote With Sausage

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USS Turing@startrek.website to TenForward: Where Every Vulcan Knows Your Name@lemmy.worldEnglish · 3 天前
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    Janeway:

    Sausage. Black.

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      Aaaaand we have a wiener winner

    • SatyrSack@quokk.au
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      O’Brien:

      Jamaican blend, double strong, double sausage

      EDIT: You can make different variations of this, each replacing one of the nouns in the sentence, and they all work

      Jamaican sausage, double strong, double sweet

      Jamaican blend, double sausage, double sweet

  • Tolookah@discuss.tchncs.de
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    There’s sausage in that nebula

    alternative: Computer: activate the emergency sausage hologram

    • ummthatguy@lemmy.worldM
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      • Admiral Patrick@dubvee.org
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        • EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world
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          To boldly go where sausage man has gone before.

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      Computer. Activate the emergency command sausage

      • negativenull@piefed.worldM
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        Separate the Sausage Section

        • StinkyFingerItchyBum@lemmy.ca
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          And the nacells pop off. Lol

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          Separate the Sausage Section

          Mr Worf, please take commnd of the Battle Sausage.

      • teft@piefed.social
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        That’s just Riker.

        • negativenull@piefed.worldM
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          The Sausage Manauver

  • FuglyDuck@lemmy.world
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    “I think you’re about to go where every sausage has gone before.” -Susan Ivanova

    Oh. wait. this is trek quotes… ah well.

  • AZX3RIC@lemmy.world
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    Sausage Jesus!

  • JohnnyFlapHoleSeed@lemmy.world
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    deleted by creator

  • RunningInRVA@lemmy.world
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    3 天前

    He tasks me. He tasks me, and I shall have sausage.

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  • Philharmonic3@lemmy.world
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    Sausage.

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      I knew there had to be at least one genius amongst these comments.

  • TomMasz@lemmy.world
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    Sir, I protest! I am not a sausage man!

  • Carnival Prize@lemmy.world
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    To boldy go where no sausage has gone before.

    • dohpaz42@lemmy.world
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      Hey there big guy. 😏

    • Whelks_chance@lemmy.world
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      To boldly sausage where noone has gone before.

    • massacre@lemmy.world
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      3 天前

      these are the sausages of the Starship Enterprise

  • radix@lemmy.world
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    Now, the decision you reach here today will determine how we will regard this… creation of our genius. It will reveal the kind of a people we are, what he is destined to be; it will reach far beyond this courtroom and this… one SAUSAGE. It could significantly redefine the boundaries of personal liberty and freedom - expanding them for some… savagely curtailing them for others. Are you prepared to condemn him and all who come after him, to servitude and slavery? Your Honor, Starfleet was founded to seek out new life; well, there it sits! - Waiting.

  • A_Union_of_Kobolds@lemmy.world
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    I fear no sausage.

  • Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world
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    Let’s make sure history never forgets the name Enterprise Sausage.

  • one_knight_scripting@lemmy.world
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    Shut up, sausage!

  • Jerb322@lemmy.world
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    Is this man sausage, Dr?

    Very sausage, Mr Spock.

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