I drove to the East Coast and back twice in recent months, and… I don’t know if parents try to keep this fact from their children in order to try to shield them from the harsh realities of life, but I feel like that’s doing them a disservice, because then they have to discover on their own that there is so much Ohio.

I’m sure it was a nice place before all the white dudes showed up

Ohio gozaimasu.

Look I’m not here by choice, it was this, florida, or texas when my dad left toe military