was searching if toads went into hibernation, and this showed up…
Get bufo’d
If you haven’t boofed toad, you haven’t lived.
Now get off my Lemmiwinks fan club site.
ive kissed one of my toads. potato.
I do wonder if this isn’t where the whole “kiss a toad and he turns to a prince” thing comes from, someone kissing a psychedelic toad and then just hallucinating the rest?
probably.
Please don’t.
Probably people who live near the natural habitat of the Sonoran Desert toad.
true. these toads are known to secrete a toxin called bufotenin which can lead to hallucinations and even death.
Ego death or death death?
Then explain why when I “buf” a bottle of wine, I stick it in my ass then smarty-pants!
because you’re high.
which can lead to hallucinations and even death.
In that order? Or…?
Those post-mortem hallucinations are crazy, yo.
There’s 5-MeO-DMT in them there toads, as well.
forgot about the DMT
Suck a toad, then do some cow tipping.
no
NPR has this wonderful story about a dog who loved to suck on toads. Like, crying laughing.
https://www.npr.org/2006/10/24/6376594/the-dog-who-loved-to-suck-on-toads
okkkk
ok
Lick this mf

no thanks…

this is absolutely horrifying. i love it

seth macfarlane
Hey Lando, everybody’s talking about how you trashed the Juke Box. Classic cool. We’re gonna do some toad, you in?
For toads in cold climates, they do. Not counting rare exceptions, all ‘cold-blooded’ animals have to hibernate or go into warm places (like some spiders come indoors in autumn) to survive through the winter.
some toads, frogs, salamanders and turtles freeze themselves in water. but scientifically, they cannot hibernate.
What’s it called then?
BURMATION. I’ve already told you.
Oh. Well my language doesn’t have separate words for them so.
Where do toads go during the day? Toad work? /j
typically they burrow themselves in leaf litter, dirt, hay, or a bed of pebbles. most toads are nocturnal, so you won’t see them much during the day.
I mean, these don’t seem all that weird, especially since this is the kinda thing people smalltalk about. Honestly as long as they know how to vet what they are reading, they can learn alot.
Mike Tyson can explain.










