Her other hand is down between her legs pushing a corn cob up her butt.

cornstipated

She is literally dying of laughter.

So true bestie

That’s dangerous! That toilet isn’t corn certified, I’m sure!

🎵 poopa stengun style
pop pop pop poppop pop
poopa stengun style🎵

MFW I have to put a blanket on myself to avoid spraying the walls

:-(

I make a mean habanero pulled pork taco and this is how I spend the next day.

Luckily my wife and I have side-by-side toilets so we can hold hands as we simultaneously shit.

What about corn chips?