But singing songs about what a piece of shit you are is fun
You bring bendy straws to bathrooms 'cause you like the taste of piss
Mr. Griiiinch!
Art imitates life.
No, some people are just assholes who can’t even pretend to be happy. They are a drain and constantly looking for reasons to bitch and never can be happy.
Hey. Fuck you I contribute! I’m just not happy!
If someone could just sing one song about what an utterly terrible person I am, and really drive it home, I might die of happiness.
I’ve been gradually_adjusting to the piece of shit you are
Ever since you ran over orphans in your ugly fucking car
You said "All I want for Christmas is a cyber truck in Green,
And for people to know I’m the true orphan crushing machine!"
O shit 🏆
That didn’t seem to wipe you off the face of Earth
So I’ll try again with something that’s just a little worse
You claim you’re gradually_adjusting, but let’s be fucking blunt
You’re just a pedestrian-hunting, sharp-edged, shallow little…god dammit there are a few words even I won’t say.
Wha- you didn’t finish the song! I almost came, you 🤬!
cue Looney Tunes outro music
