They don’t stop being moms… how are they no longer milfs just because I’m a dilf?
They become Gilfs
Then they become Great Gilfs and then Great Great Gilfs.
The greatest of Gilfs!
“I would like to clarify that I thought it meant ‘Monkeys I’d Like to Film’”
- News reporter at the zoo, Mock The Week
They’re still milfs though.
They’re even hotter now that I’m their age
You’re a GNWL2F
Uuuh I’m not deciphering this one alone sorry
That’s what I love about these milfs, man. I get older and they stay the same age
My MILF is also my WIFE
I also choose my own wife!
I didn’t think she was that good to be honest
Aww. Your WYLF. Heartwarming.
Wait till you start getting into younger chicks and realise it’s still the same MILFS except you got older. Turns out you just had a thing for Aunt May all along.
Turns out you just had a thing for Aunt May all along.
I mean, how can you NOT have a thing for Marisa Tomei?! ❤️
(Yes I know that the character has been characterized differently in the past, but that’s just the heresies of an ignorant past 😉)
