Rudolph with you nose so bright, won’t you fuck my wife tonight? Then all the Reindeer loved him, they shouted out with glee. Rudolph the Red Nosed Reindeer, you cuck Santa for all to see!
Rudolph the horse dicked reindeer, jumped out and shouted with glee.
Santa you old fat bastard, you could never catch me!
then that old fat bastard, surprised that prick with a .303!
Neither Santa nor Rudolph knows she’s getting a little strange with Hermie.
Gettin’ that reindick
How did they even come up with Rudolph? I mean, not just a red nose, but one that glows like a beacon? I’m starting to think all of this Santa Claus stuff is just something people made up.
Short answer is Capitalism
Red light district. Never turns ‘off’.
It comes from “Red” and “Off” because they wanted to stop anyone from having any fun at Christmas, (they never let poor Rudolf join in any reindeer games). So pubs were closed, all businesses shut but the redlight districts were illegitimate businesses. They stayed open with their lights on.
The people in power wanted them closed and the red lights off.
The song was a subtle hint, but it didn’t work. So they made prostitution illegal in many countries for not taking a break at Christmas when families should be together.
It also means other things (search the etymology of Rudolf/Rudolph)
But I think the version that I just made up is better.
