We should be funding the National Shitpost Registry, it’s work is necessary.

As a veteran, I thought this was going a different route when it mentioned “vets.” But it’s very true. I’d trust a veterinarian as a doctor in the zombie apocalypse.

I was thinking about this post a lot recently. Great way to flirt with a veterinarian - “ohhh babe you’d be SO good in a zombie apocalypse! The folks at tumblr told me so.”

Not to mention, it’s a policy in a lot of US hospitals that the doctor should begin and end all appointments with a customary deep french kiss to express their financial gratitude.