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In place of a pawn you would have a QUEEN!
BEAUTIFUL AND TERRIBLE AS THE DAWN!
Nah I wanna be a tower so that I can do maximal damage with every breakdown and collapse I have :3
You know what? Based
You can also choose to be a horse. I don’t know how that fits the metaphor though…
Oh. Innuendo, obviously. But I’d just laugh because I’m not a picky eater [innuendo].
But then you’re something evil and intimidating: a medieval cop!
Turn into a furry
It does not fit the metaphor but does complete the lesbian meme!
Or you can be a rook
I had the same thought.





