What a great use of tax payer money.
Man, they solved ALL the ~~other ~~real crimes in NYC?
If it’s anything like their crime solving abilities, those kids are just fine.
Now now, those kids haven’t paid their protection money like the dealers and mobsters they “fail” to catch.
Could have been worse. They could have thrown sandwiches.
Snowflakes get hit with snowflakes, wind up in hospital.
“Today it is snowballs, tomorrow it could be a minuteman missile filled with nukepalm”
This guy should be in prison, he’s dangerous
Only in America
See, now people think EVERY member of the NYPD are colossal pussies.
NYPD clownshow is going to need a lot of overtime to get to the bottom of this heinous crime.
These people have no business wielding a gun, let alone authority.
the evidence was in lockup, but someone broke in and replaced the snowballs with water.
This is deep state stuff.
It was an inside job
Wish they’d have spent a fraction of this much time, money, and energy looking for the person/people who burglarized my neighbor’s home. Would love to see a time when actual serious crimes against working class people are taken more seriously than a snowball fight.
People should be laughing at them. The reporters should be laughing at them, the lawyers should be laughing at them, the judge should laugh at them. They are such a joke.
Man, police need a spine.
“AAGHGHHH! SNOW!! STUFF THAT EASILY MELTS INTO WATER AND GETS A STAIN ON MUH UNIFORM! AAAAGGGHGLG!!”
The news is just desperate to not have to report on all the ass Mamdani is kicking.







