I love it. Laying off staff to fund data centers to run AI that people don’t want so that other CEOs can lay off more staff.

Why exactly aren’t we chopping their heads off and use them as vases? I must have forgotten, I bet there’s a good reason.

Normally, if a bubble bursts, you can here a soft “pop”. Normally.

when this one bursts? We’re gonna start a world war because someone will think the “pop” was a fucking nuke detonation.

For any wondering about yet another round of layoffs at Oracle, no, this is the same report from last month, not a new one.

The irony of the article including an option for an AI summary is hilarious.