Are they BOTH running on a “more treats, less squirrels” platform!?

I can’t even tell the parties apart any more…

This is why we need to get rid of the electrical college and implement a ranked petting and snuggles system. We don’t want to vote for the lesser evil, we want a good boy!

At this point I’d take a dog.

I’ll take a dog and let him lead

We can vote on the law,

One nation under dog,

He’d be as loyal as he can be 🐶

I’d rather vote for Chloe than anyone running for president right now, and I bet you we’d get a better president out of Chloe than Trump or Harris.