Fuck Texas. Fuck Trump. I knew this was coming eventually.

Next up, the Gestapo comes for us dissenters in our homes and at work and school.

US Americans after someone runs amok: “We need those guns to topple our government when it turns fascist.”

*Government turns fascist*

US Americans: “If only there was something we could do. Maybe it will go away, if we protest until they make up stuff to jail us.”