“How’s your relationship?”
“It’s rocky.”
“Care to elaborate?”
“I mean, it’s really in the shitter.”
Imagine all your shits becoming the grout that holds this stone toilet together after a decade of dumps.
I just fainted dead away.
When the Moss and mildew and mold grow in, it just adds to the naturalism
I like that it’s environmentally friendly. When you’re done you can just slide your crack along the seat to scrape yourself clean.
How do I flush this?
I mean, ok. But why the toilet?!
I think it’s a bidet
Thanks, I hate it.
Rock solid solution
He’s too stoned, Nintendo
A black light would blind you in this room
Talk about taking your bathroom for granite!
Morty: “GRANT-ed! Rick, did you think it was granite!? To think you were some kind of rock or boulder person. I can’t believe you didn’t know the right word was granted.”
This will rock your world
What is that down in teh corner, a wheel arch? Is this installed in the bed of a pickup truck?
This makes me want to throw up and break shit.
This makes me want to throw shit and break up.
(╯°□°)╯( ┻━┻
I’m sorry tacosanonymous. It’s over.
I can feel the pinches just looking at it.
