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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago

Landlord Forced To Raise Rent Due To Thinking Of Bigger Number

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Nero@sopuli.xyz to The Onion@midwest.socialEnglish · 1 year ago
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BOSTON—Apologizing to his tenant for circumstances that were beyond his control, local landlord Eddie Turley was reportedly forced Monday to raise the rent due to thinking of a bigger number. “You can re-sign your lease, but I have to raise it by $250 a month because I realized there was a bigger number your rent could be,” Turley informed his tenant of six years, attributing the rent increase to a need to keep up with the rising numbers he could envision. “Look, you’re a good tenant and all, but I thought of a bigger number and that puts me in a bind. Did you know that $2,850 is larger than $2,600? Most tenants don’t concern themselves with things like that, but as a landlord, I always have to be adjusting my leasing requirements to match the larger amounts that happen to come to mind.” The landlord reportedly added that he had thought of a bigger number for the tenant’s pet fee too.
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